LOL! Yeah.. you can wank to just about ANYTHING after a few days of abstinence. Even that MACY'S / JC Penney's catalog can be a playboy if you've got the insanity juice built up! GUA HA HEE!
I went without wankin for a month when I was in high school because I got dehydrated from a cold, and it was painful to try. I didn't get blue balls, and nothing fucked up down there. It's still running strong today.
i tried to abstain for lent once, being a good catholic boy. it lasted all of 2 days. i beat off to an average looking weather-girl on the 11:00 news. sorry god. i tried. i swear.