Absolute zero tolerance

[Facetious]

Boy disciplined after waving ***-shaped pizza slice



SMYRNA, Tenn.
For the rest of the semester, a Rutherford County elementary student has to eat lunch at the "silent table" for allegedly waving around a slice of pizza some say resembled a ***.

Nicholas Taylor attends David Youree Elementary School in Smyrna, about 30 miles southeast of Nashville.

School leaders say the 10-year-old threatened other students at his lunch table with a piece of pizza with bites out of it so it looked like a *** and when asked about it was initially not truthful.

Nicholas' ****** LeAnn calls her son's punishment "absolutely ridiculous" saying he was just playing around and never said anything derogatory or anything about shooting anyone.

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Oh, please, enough with all of the pussification already. Seriously, **** have imaginations and that should be the end of the story.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

 

[Mayhem]

Tennessee even. Now I know we're doomed.

 

[ShikokuKichiguy]

Looked more like Jesus to me.

 

[LukeEl]

We need this generation of **** to go back to eating McDonalds burgers made from cows that aren't fed growth harmones served up in those non biodegradable styrafoam containers, toys that shoot projectiles, and get some better cartoons from the 80's back on!

 

[Sam Fisher]

Fucking liberals. Turning every young *** into a sissy. Meanwhile, other countries are teaching their **** how to defend themselves.

 

[Pattheprovo]

Man your insane its a funny cartoon. But who the fuck is running the world and engaged in multiple theatres of war? If anything this says that even with a level nice upbringing we are still cunts.

PS> It could even be argued that the formers points might even serve to have an adverse reaction and not the usual white guilt you asses love to promote. It could heighten superiority. Oh look we kicked all them guys asses.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Look at the triceps on that white ***. Christ.

 

[georges]

I have often said that many post born 1985 people are total failures, post 1990 born people are even worse.

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

This would be something they'd say in Belgium...

 

[Rey C.]

All I know is, that "cafeteria pizza" that the lunch ladies used to make was the best pizza I've ever had in my life. I got a slice out of a Kwik Kafe machine the other week that was close... but not quite there. Cafeteria pizza and apple sauce = :drool2: If I met a girl who could replicate that taste, I'd marry her right now - no pre-nup necessary!

P.S. When I was in high school, it was pretty common for guys to keep their hunting rifles in *** racks in their trucks out in the student parking lot - this was during deer season. It was no big deal. Now it's a big deal to shape your pizza slice like a ******?!

 

[Sam Fisher]

All I know is, that "cafeteria pizza" that the lunch ladies used to make was the best pizza I've ever had in my life. I got a slice out of a Kwik Kafe machine the other week that was close... but not quite there. Cafeteria pizza and apple sauce = :drool2: If I met a girl who could replicate that taste, I'd marry her right now - no pre-nup necessary!

P.S. When I was in high school, it was pretty common for guys to keep their hunting rifles in *** racks in their trucks out in the student parking lot - this was during deer season. It was no big deal. Now it's a big deal to shape your pizza slice like a ******?!

For sure! The town I live in was much smaller when I was in high school, and we would always see the ***'s trucks with a rifle in the rear window on a *** rack while in the parking lot. Nobody gave it a thought at all.

Can you imagine if a farm ***, hunter ***, did that today?

 

[Mr. Hyde]

At first I thought this was going to be an article out of The Onion.

But apparently this is real...a 10 year old boy has been put on some sort of in-school detention because he waved a piece of pizza at some ****.

We as a nation have completely lost our minds.

 

[Facetious]

But who the fuck is running the world and engaged in multiple theatres of war? If anything this says that even with a level nice upbringing we are still cunts.

Objection!




Algeria, Tunisia- civil wars. over.
Chad, Sudan (Darfur)
Somalia, Erithrea vs.Ethiopia
Nigeria
Western Sahara/ Morocco
Yemen- always simmering
Iraq, iran, Turkey/Kurds, Israel/palestine
Cyprus (ceasefire)
pakistan/India
Sri Lanka/Tamils
Thailand
Indonesia
Philipines
China/Ujgurs
Russia/ Chetchens
ALbania/Serbia/Kosovo

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

To be honest, out of this entire story I'm more amazed that the crust of lunchroom pizza was sturdy enough to make a ***. Half the time I had school pizza you'd pick it up and the toppings would all fall off.

 

[Facetious]

Toppings, really, they actually had pizza t-o-p-p-i-n-g-s in Moosejaw? Sheesh, our K - 12 cafeteria pizza was little more than a soggy flat with a bit of imitation mozzarela melted 'cross the top... consider yourself lucky, mister!

 

[ralph furley]

Fucking liberals. Turning every young *** into a sissy. Meanwhile, other countries are teaching their **** how to defend themselves.

it's the republicans who are for zero tolerance laws dumbass. especially against drugs. liberals are for legalization

 

[abrogate]

it's the republicans who are for zero tolerance laws dumbass. especially against drugs. liberals are for legalization

Yeah, lets ban the Republicans.

 

[xfire]

Fucking liberals. Turning every young *** into a sissy. Meanwhile, other countries are teaching their **** how to defend themselves.

Needs to pay attention to

it's the republicans who are for zero tolerance laws dumbass. especially against drugs. liberals are for legalization

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Conservatives are the ones that pride themselves as "tough on crime" which result in these sort of bullshit zero-tolerance policies.

 

[Patrick_S]

Maybe they should start objecting against the real problem with this story instead: **** get pizza for lunch at school. No wonder americans are the most overweight people on the planet.