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You must send all your money to L. Ron Hoover and the First Church of Appliantolgy. Only then will you realize that sexual gratifacation can only be achieved by the use of machines.
 
see the thing is dave rhino...i do have a girl. shes at college. so when im home during the week and not at her school screwing her brains out what am i supposed to do? plus she thinks its hot to use it on me when i visit
 
go to babeland.com and order the blossom masterbator and some babeland lube. You'll never simply handy yourself again.

Just got the Blossom Sleeve. It's not a "instant orgasm" - but it is better than just using your hand. It's certainly worth recommending...

Not too bad for $24.
 
With someone.
 
see the thing is dave rhino...i do have a girl. shes at college. so when im home during the week and not at her school screwing her brains out what am i supposed to do? plus she thinks its hot to use it on me when i visit

u shut da haters up
 
ok cmon all we got is the hand? arent there any kool creative things to do out there? hows the fleshlight and what lubricants are good? u gotta have some crazy stuff that works well!

tip; dont buy baby oil..buy mineral oil..same thing difference being..nobody can sniff you and tell what ya been doing:wave2:
 
The innards of a freshly slaughtered goat. Mmmm, hot warm & wet!

if you like that..youll love goat gully...heres how you make it..you hang dead goat on a rope at night..beat it with a stick till its soft...let it set in the hot sun all day the next day...bring it in that night you got the best anal sex ever:rofl2:
 
I have a fleshlight but recently tried to use it in reverse and out of the plastic housing. So more like a masturbation 'sleeve' with the head of my cock poking out the opening of the vagina (Tera Patrick, Lotus). It fucking feels awesome. Only downside is that unlike using it the 'normal' way it seems to get a bit messy with my blasting my load into the air rather than inside the fleshlight.
 
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