alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
Roses are red
Grass is green
I'd lick every hole on your body
Unlike that moron, Charlie Sheen
I may not have his money
But I'm sure you don't care
I'd give all my money
Just to sniff your underwear
You may be a Porn Star
But it's something I can take
I'd promise to love you unconditionally
Like a fat *** loves cake
Happy Valentines Day Bree!!
Grass is green
I'd lick every hole on your body
Unlike that moron, Charlie Sheen
I may not have his money
But I'm sure you don't care
I'd give all my money
Just to sniff your underwear
You may be a Porn Star
But it's something I can take
I'd promise to love you unconditionally
Like a fat *** loves cake
Happy Valentines Day Bree!!
