alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Roses are red
Grass is green
I'd lick every hole on your body
Unlike that moron, Charlie Sheen

I may not have his money
But I'm sure you don't care
I'd give all my money
Just to sniff your underwear

You may be a Porn Star
But it's something I can take
I'd promise to love you unconditionally
Like a fat *** loves cake

Happy Valentines Day Bree!! :facepalm:
 

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