Little Red Wagon Repairman
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I voted no which means I have now passed the Freeones Message Board Store Of Pornography Psychological Exam.
A Toaster Question
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I voted no which means I have now passed the Freeones Message Board Store Of Pornography Psychological Exam.
Get you a Bob Ross toaster and when you burn your finger, you can say it's a happy little accident.
gmase
On the dark side of the moon
It means you also passed the moderator exam. You now qualify for the draft.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
It means you also passed the moderator exam. You now qualify for the draft.
In addition to not being crazy I ain’t stupid neither.
Was there a poll up the entire time?!?
Theopolis Q. Hossenffer
I am in America, not of it.
Now there's a thread title...
BUMP!
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John_8581
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Now a question that I've wanted to have answered ever since this thread was opened on February 23, 2022 ...
How can you be a psychopath if you put the toaster away? Maybe you are a person with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder?
I get it. I get it now ...
🍾 🥂 Congrats @Steve-FreeOnes 🥂 🍾
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gmase
On the dark side of the moon
I think it was started on the 24th using GMT.Now a question that I've wanted to have answered ever since this thread was opened on February 23, 2022 ...
How can you be a psychopath if you put the toaster away? Maybe a person with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder?
I get it. I get it now ...
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🍾 🥂 Congrats @Steve-FreeOnes 🥂 🍾
Which then raises the question - Does your toaster provide the time? Mine does not.
I was wondering how you could spend $350 on a Toaster...
Here's how:
Features
- 2-slice brushed stainless steel toaster
- Exclusive ultra fast and efficient InstaGLO® Heating System
- 5 food settings (bread, English muffin, bagel, waffle, toaster pastry)
- 3 toasting modes (fresh, frozen, reheat)
- 7 toasting shades
- Adjustable screen brightness and chime volume
- Auto lift and lower
- Countdown timer and happy finishing chime
- Easy-click, removable crumb tray
- "Time to clean" crumb tray reminder
- Analog or digital clock sleep screen
- Smart toasting algorithm with temperature sensor and real-time adjustments
If I had this thing, I would never put it away. It would be a freaking display piece that you want to show off to all your friends.
Steve would be the first person I would invite over for this purpose
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Everybody should know what the bestest, bravest little toaster of all time is
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
The most evil toaster is the one still plugged in that you find in the bathtub while you're in it.
A worthy exception to the rule.I was wondering how you could spend $350 on a Toaster...
Here's how:
Features
There is more computing power and engineering in this toaster than the Apollo 11 mission.
- 2-slice brushed stainless steel toaster
- Exclusive ultra fast and efficient InstaGLO® Heating System
- 5 food settings (bread, English muffin, bagel, waffle, toaster pastry)
- 3 toasting modes (fresh, frozen, reheat)
- 7 toasting shades
- Adjustable screen brightness and chime volume
- Auto lift and lower
- Countdown timer and happy finishing chime
- Easy-click, removable crumb tray
- "Time to clean" crumb tray reminder
- Analog or digital clock sleep screen
- Smart toasting algorithm with temperature sensor and real-time adjustments
If I had this thing, I would never put it away. It would be a freaking display piece that you want to show off to all your friends.
Steve would be the first person I would invite over for this purpose
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