A serious question

I don't care about cheating, and I really don't care who won all that much, to be honest....but still...Christy Mack? What the fuck? That's my only issue. When I look at Christy Mack and I look at Julia Ann, and the body of work of each, I have to just say...what the fuck?

See this I don't get. Christy is gorgeous (even though she has gone blonde), and is a joy to watch. I'd have had no trouble casting votes for her based on that. Even though I don't like that she won after the trouble was exposed, I still have no issue putting on a video of her and wasting a few potential astronauts. The issue for me, and for basically anyone else who's upset over the result, is that rules were broken and a large cash prize was won as a result. Remember how upset basically everyone was when the quiz show and Charles Ingram scandals broke? Same thing, but because this involves nudie ladies, people are always going to assume it's just a case of "baw my favourite didn't win".
 

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I had never heard of Christy Mack before the Miss Freeones competition. I'm not a fan of all the tats but I'm not gonna lie, I wanna fuck the shit outta her.

She's hot. I don't care for the undercut but fuck it, hair grows back.
 
I don't know the context of the Carlin quote. She cut her hair, his probably fell out.

He was griping about the hip, new fad of guys shaving their heads. He said something along the lines of, "You wanna be bald? Do what I did: WAIT A WHILE!!!"
 

L3ggy

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This thread.

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why is everybody getting "butthurt" it's just a question I promise this thread isn't the sign of the end of the world. I think it's fishy fishy but actually who cares and really this is just blogging not life threaten, important issues discussed.... have fun!
 
Christy Mack? What the fuck? That's my only issue. When I look at Christy Mack and I look at Julia Ann, and the body of work of each, I have to just say...what the fuck?

That's like asking why people would go to a Killers gig when - what the fuck? - look at the body of work of The Rolling Stones! It's called personal tastes.

CM was everywhere the past year. New blood will win out over the crafty veterans everytime.
See this I don't get. Christy is gorgeous (even though she has gone blonde), and is a joy to watch. I'd have had no trouble casting votes for her based on that. Even though I don't like that she won after the trouble was exposed, I still have no issue putting on a video of her and wasting a few potential astronauts.
I had never heard of Christy Mack before the Miss Freeones competition. I'm not a fan of all the tats but I'm not gonna lie, I wanna fuck the shit outta her.
She's hot. I don't care for the undercut but fuck it, hair grows back.

We're getting to the crux of it here. Christy was fairly ubiquitous and so will have benefited from picking up lots of fans from each of the websites she has shot for over the last twelve months, which was almost anyone. She's also fairly easy to like with her honest and open, quirky nearly-mad personality and has great rapport with some of the other performers who love working with her. She's a fan's dream on Twitter forever putting up pics of her T&A (not just her dog, although Pitrick does feature often) and having friendly banter with other porn stars. She's one of the hot current stars and as still a performer in development as in she hasn't done every type of scene yet, which sometimes can cause people to get bored with a lady once they've seen everything. At the end of the day, FreeOnes is frequented by Joe Average Porn Fan in his millions, a vast proportion of whom just watch their porn and get off to it, without the need to come onto a board like ours and talk about it. To guys like Joe who frequent the mainstream sites and love the people turning out the goods, I fully expected Christy and Aletta to get a good amount of votes - although I was surprised/delighted that Christy won - as two of the most "big name"/"out there" names on the MFO list, talent they see fucking a lot, like watching fuck, and yes, would love to fuck themselves. Had she been a member, I expect the equally ubiquitous and all-conquering Asa Akira would probably have won.

Jeep, I'm with you on the blonde. She carries it off slightly better than I imagined but her face/eyes/skin tone/something just make her more suited to darker hair. xfire, depending on the natural length of Christy's mohawk at any given time (she often wears a weave on set) she is perfectly capably of wearing her hair down to conceal the exposed sides if she feels like it. She just never feels like it. I have a friend who does the same except her long black hair conceals pink shaved down sides.

animus, the tats are an interesting point of conjecture because for every person thinking "ewww look at all the tattoos" I imagine there to be a much bigger proportion thinking "cool ink" and preferring the look. Tattoos are not just merely "popular" anymore, if I think about my own circle of friends, mostly in the 25-32 age bracket, I'm in the minority by far for not having them - and I've been planning mine for ages. They're not just for rockers and convicts any more, they're an outrageously popular form of expression of what can be the most important people/things/places/memories of your life or your philosophies/words to live by. In the words of another of my favourite entertainers, "I feel almost sorry for people who don't get tattoos, because it shows they don't strongly believe in anything as I believe in." He's a bit up himself, but I think you get the point - "I'm passionate enough about this that I want it on my body forever." There's a whole generation out there that either have that passion about something or at least want the world to see they do, singers, actors, sportspeople. Christy, Bonnie Rotten and so on are that generation, they just chose fucking over picking up a microphone or guitar or getting a "normal job."

Remember how upset basically everyone was when the quiz show and Charles Ingram scandals broke? Same thing, but because this involves nudie ladies, people are always going to assume it's just a case of "baw my favourite didn't win".

Fun fact, at work I once interviewed Tecwen Whittock (the "cougher" from the above). Naturally, I coughed often while talking to him about his finances. He seemed to muster a wry smile, he probably doesn't get much grief from the public since it was only by virtue of his name on my screen that I knew who he was, and you don't have that problem in Boots or Pret.


But yeah, Christy. Some people don't like her, millions do. She won. DEAL WITH IT, wind your necks in, and go find something to take some joy in, rather than whining about something that a) you can't change and b) doesn't really matter in the context of your life.
 
^ well said

personally I only became familiar with Christy about 5-6 months ago, and even now I still havent seen a great deal of her work, but what I have seen has been good. Theres.'s no denying that she is hot as hell with a smoking hot body, the tattoos are a personal thing, I dont mind them but I can see why some people might not. But at the end of the day like someone said earlier, the problem with contests like this is that when people's favourites dont win they kick up a fuss because they cant believe that no one else thinks the same way enough to vote her as number one.

Hell my favourite pornstar retired years ago and part of me is still a little disappointed she didn't win!
 
Contractions are your friend.

And typos/spelling errors don't annoy me, especially on a porn forum.

Non-english speakers on the other hand annoy the shit outta me.

I think I'm going to immigrate to China and refuse to learn mandarin.

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I understand that, but internet is a global thing and all the people do not know how to write perfect English.

Let me clarify - non-english speakers who live in english speaking countries and are content to not even have a working knowledge of the language annoy the shit outta me.
 

L3ggy

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