Shifty
O.G.
Hello, it appears that some of you continue to ignore this notice.
As discussed, it is imperative that you do not insert the gas nozzle into your ass. It is not 'cool', nor is it 'fun' despite what some of you have stated. Remember, we go to the gas station to fuel a vehicle only. The one exception to this rule is purchasing cigarettes. The majority of you don't smoke and take public transit and have no business there whatsoever!
Further, excuses such as "But it feels good", "Keep your hands off my body", and "Whatever! I'll do what I want!" have no merit.
If you find yourself feeling weak or tempted, remember the songs we made up. Memorize them or write them down and carry them with you at all times:
1) The thing that squirts gas must not land in my ass.
2) The sleek, sexy pump does not go in my rump.
Thank you.
Mgmt.
As discussed, it is imperative that you do not insert the gas nozzle into your ass. It is not 'cool', nor is it 'fun' despite what some of you have stated. Remember, we go to the gas station to fuel a vehicle only. The one exception to this rule is purchasing cigarettes. The majority of you don't smoke and take public transit and have no business there whatsoever!
Further, excuses such as "But it feels good", "Keep your hands off my body", and "Whatever! I'll do what I want!" have no merit.
If you find yourself feeling weak or tempted, remember the songs we made up. Memorize them or write them down and carry them with you at all times:
1) The thing that squirts gas must not land in my ass.
2) The sleek, sexy pump does not go in my rump.
Thank you.
Mgmt.
