A Note For Alisa

Every once and a while wishes cum true. Who know what the future hold.

I know the future...

*waves my hands over an 8 ball and shakes it*
Will Dirk get hit by a fish?

*8 ball answers*
Signs Points To Yes.

Will Stan get to president? *shakes 8 ball*
*8 ball answers*
No

Will Alisa be under my desk, naked?

*shakes 8 ball and drops it, 8 ball shatters*

Damn!

*shakes Blueballs*

*Blueballs answers*
Quit it bitch, I was sleeping.


Ok so I don't know all of the future.. lol
 
I know the future...

*waves my hands over an 8 ball and shakes it*
Will Dirk get hit by a fish?

*8 ball answers*
Signs Points To Yes.

Will Stan get to president? *shakes 8 ball*
*8 ball answers*
No

Will Alisa be under my desk, naked?

*shakes 8 ball and drops it, 8 ball shatters*

Damn!

*shakes Blueballs*

*Blueballs answers*
Quit it bitch, I was sleeping.


Ok so I don't know all of the future.. lol

:rofl2: well at least we know to have a camera around when Lurky is around a fish and that Stan is going to need a hug in a few yrs.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
I left that on my door once before I went to work. Came home to find the UPS guy spread naked on my bed.
 
I left that on my door once before I went to work. Came home to find the UPS guy spread naked on my bed.

*pats you on the shoulder*

I know what you went through, but my experience was worse, I found 2 people naked on my bed, a Maytag repairman, and Lurking Dirk.. :rofl2:
 
*pats you on the shoulder*

I know what you went through, but my experience was worse, I found 2 people naked on my bed, a Maytag repairman, and Lurking Dirk.. :rofl2:

In my defence, it was a maytag repairwoman. It was Next Door Nikki, actually, in a Maytag outfit.

:yesyes:
 
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