A Little Holiday Cheer

[ThatRedWing]

Here is a Freeones Christmas carol for you.


Blondes with big hooters
Lap dances and blow jobs
Handcuffs and leather
and getting my rocks off
Hookers tying my balls up with string
These are a few of my favorite things.



:why::ban:

 

[vodkazvictim]

I like the new festive miss Freeones.
You know, the little pic symbol? Top left of page? Looks like an affirmative action xmas.

That joke is no excuse to turn this into a racial flame war thread btw. :tongue: You all know who you are.

 

[Facetious]

Here is a Freeones Christmas carol for you.


Blondes with big hooters
Lap dances and blow jobs
Handcuffs and leather
and getting my rocks off
Hookers tying my balls up with string
These are a few of my favorite things.



:why::ban:

Look at there . . . and he even retains his day job! :clap:

 

[bazza599]

get that printed in a xmas card and your onto a winner will sell like hot cakes

 

[Nester6]

get that printed in a xmas card and your onto a winner will sell like hot cakes

My chestnuts are always roasting on an open fire!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Pure genius - hookers tying up my balls with string!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Jingle Bells
BlueBalls Smells
GregC sucked some cock
TOC S' my D
And Dirk won't shut the fuck up.

 

[arianajoladdict]

thats not all that bad

 

[LukeEl]

That was catchy, thanks.