A-lister Hollywood star has HIV. Wants to remain anonymous

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I'm praying that it's Lena Dunham or Reese Witherspoon.
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
He's being described as a middle-aged star known for his drug use and "playboy" lifestyle. Put my money on Charlie Sheen. He certainly has the resume.
 
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/6737076/Superstar-Hollywood-womaniser-has-HIV.html

Since we don't know who it is yet, then we must do what every reasonable person does and that is speculate.

I'm going with Leonardo DiCaprio.

johnny depp

I'm praying that it's Lena Dunham or Reese Witherspoon.

He's being described as a middle-aged star known for his drug use and "playboy" lifestyle. Put my money on Charlie Sheen. He certainly has the resume.

I'm hoping it's all the above.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
He's being described as a middle-aged star known for his drug use and "playboy" lifestyle. Put my money on Charlie Sheen. He certainly has the resume.

...they said "A LISTER", dude.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
:thumbsup:

It could be Robert Downey Jr, he has done plenty of drug abuse in the past.

Actually, I have no guess, but I wanna think if you're that rich, you don't share needles. I think this came from some tainted love.
 
Actually, I have no guess, but I wanna think if you're that rich, you don't share needles. I think this came from some tainted love.

Robert Downey Jr. has had loads of hot goop splattered and spackled all over his taint over the years. Maybe he's the one thankful for the Christmas AIDS. Probably wasn't from sharing needles but more from fellas being double-parked in his butt.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Robert Downey Jr. has had loads of hot goop splattered and spackled all over his taint over the years. Maybe he's the one thankful for the Christmas AIDS. Probably wasn't from sharing needles but more from fellas being double-parked in his butt.

You paint a lovely verbal picture.....
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
Robert Downey Jr. has had loads of hot goop splattered and spackled all over his taint over the years. Maybe he's the one thankful for the Christmas AIDS. Probably wasn't from sharing needles but more from fellas being double-parked in his butt.

You made me choke on some cake when I started laughing while reading this, and I can't rep you for it, so I have to call you out instead. Well played good sir.

I'm wagering it's Bruce Willis.
 
It's hard to predict how these Hollywood characters like to get their stockings stuffed for the holidays. In a time thought of for giving many would rather receive preferring their gifts unwrapped.

Back in the 1990s we had a President that had a painful aids problem guilty of such indiscretions that he was dogged and tormented to the level of impeachment. I remember a gal who had Bubba's Love Custard splashed onto her lips which dribbled down her 4 chins making a stain on her dress that she kept as a souvenir. That same President's actual and current wife also seems to have some E-Mails that raised the eyebrows and launched an investigation from the FBI about her aids as well. Luckily for Maryland that they're only known for crabs.
 
I'm sure these two have crossed swordfish jousting each others' face off having a few good men over for a cocktail and several days of thunder staying alive well into the Saturday night fever seeing who'll be the top gun and last samurai having all the right moves creating risky business for the Church of Scientology.

travolta-cruise.jpg
 

CrimsonBolt

I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
Could be Michael Douglas after the throat cancer, the HIV tough days Mickey!
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Well, I'll concede that his image had faded in recent years but there's no doubt he was an "A-Lister" in his prime. Still is according to some people I am sure, especially on the TV circuit.

It was a joke dude...come on, you know me well enough to know I could never make a serious first post in a thread like this.


Actually, Dino's little picture is more along the lines of my thought on this.
 
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