Entertaining for a moment the notion that... certain, uhm, creative individuals, are right... that 9/11 indeed was an inside job...
...then it had to be planned. And something like this is how the planning-meetings must have happened...
- Allright, you got it then? Our hired saudis hijack the planes, fly them into the buildings, thet boom, and then we start a war and make america into a dictatorship. Everyone got it?
- Yeah... uhm, sure mister president. There are just a few issues.
- What kind of issues?
- Well first of all: how many did you say need to know about this?
- Oh not that many... NIST and FEMA of course, since we need them to lie convincingly. Uhm... FBI and CIA gotta be in or they will find out anyway. The hijackers of course, and the explosives experts.
- NSA?
- Naw... not NSA, nobody knows what they do anyway. They are weird. So in total... well around 10 000 people need to know about the real plan.
- Eh, what?! Hold on... that many?! And you are sure not a single one of them will, you know, get second thoughts and blow it to the press?
- Well the press is in on it too... all of them. So... uhm, say 50 000 people.
- So you're saying that with 50 000 people involved, this plan is 100% leak-proof?
- Yeah! It's a fool-proof plan, nothing can go wrong!
- Well if you say so mister president. Moving right along with the next issue: the demolition experts. Are you sure they won't be discovered placing many tonnes of explosives, miles of cables, detonators... over the course at least a week?
- Of course not! They are like these super stealth ninjas that noone can see.
- Noone? Even though over 50 000 people work in the buildings?
- Absolutely not. The plan is fool-proof, nothing can go wrong!
- Yeah but assuming they do(!) get discovered... then what?
- We'll just blame that saudis.
- What, we're using saudi demolition experts now?
- Well d'uuuuh! Of course not! But it's not a problem. They can, like, wear fake beards and those head-towels. It's not an issue.
- Hmmm... I'm not so sure that's a...
- It's a perfect plan! Nothing can go wrong I tell you. It's fool-proof!
- Fine... the next issue is that of timing. So we wait for the planes to hit the... oh, another thing: are there any of our guys on the planes?
- No, just the saudis.
- Yeah but isn't that a risk? What if they are discovered while boarding and have to hand over the box cutters and stuff? Or what if the passengers attack them or if the pilots simply lock themselves in?
- No sweat... the demolition guys know they must only blow up a tower if, and only if, it actually gets hit by a plane.
- Yeah but if there are one, two or even three towers left untouched by the planes, what do we do with all the tonnes of explosives and miles of wire and so forth? People will go apeshit and crawling all over the place. How are we meant to remove all the explosioves in case something goes wrong?
- It won't go wrong.
- Yeah but what if...
- It won't(!) go wrong, because I'm the pres and I say so!
- Ok, ok! So the timing then... it's gonna be: plane crash into tower followed by an immediate demolition and then...
- Whoa... whoa! Hold the phone, that's not what I said. Listen to me again: the plane hits the towers, and then we wait for an hour and a half before blowing them up.
- What?! But... why?!
- Well... y'know... just b'cause. Oh, oh, I remembered now! It's just to make sure all the TV cameras and such will get over there in time to watch it happening. This will look great on TV!
- Yeah but... blowing(!) it up?! That's gonna be heard for miles and miles around. And you want all of New York to be standing there watching and hearing. You do know that a controlled demolition is much louder than thunder cracks, for each explosive part in the sequence, right?
- Noone will notice.
- Noone will notice 120 dB explosions going off for over 10 seconds? How do you figure?
- They just won't, I know that. Trust me, the plan is fool-proof.
- Well ok... but, an hour, hour and a half? That'll give lots of people time to flee the scene. If we are unlucky - so to speak - the emergency exits will still be operational and we might not get more than a couple of hundred.
- Yeah?
- Were we not supposed to ensure rage and upset by, y'know, actually killing americans? And if that might stand to fail...
- It won't fail! It works out. The plan is 100% fool-proof!
- Well that brings up another issue with the timing. It's supposed to happen at around 9am, right?
- Yeah, what's your objection to that?
- Well... people will barely have come to work by then. One to two hours later the WTC will be packed with people.... 50 000 employees and 10 000 to 30 000 visitors. It would take 4-5 hours(!) to evacuate WTC at that time so if we...
- No, we won't. We stick to my plan because it is perfect. It's fool-proof. Didn't I tell you that already? Hm... I think I did, didn't I?
- Yeah you did mister president... Now, one more thing.
- Now what?!
- WTC 7... why are we doing that one? Like, several hours after WTC 1 and 2 have fallen, killed thousands and already been broadcast all over the world as the most terrifying attack ever, long after WTC 7 has been evacuated, we're supposed to knock down that too?
- Yeah!
- Why?
- Oh that's just for the lulz.
- The... wha'?
- The lulz... it's some interweb expression. Means it's hillarious.
- But sir... demolishing WTC 7 serves no purpose and just adds lots of unnecessary risk with having yet another team of office demolition ninjas roam a building, setting explosives. Why are we...
- For the lulz! End of discussion.
- But what's the cover story there? We wouldn't be using a plane for that one.
- Ah, I'm glad you asked. Here is my brilliant plan (it's fool-proof by the way): according to the fool-proof plan we are expecting that some debris from the towers will fall on WTC 7, set it ablaze and completely burn out the building. And then, when that has happened, we just *phwoom*, blow that one too.
- But how do you know WTC 1 will actually accomplish that task, 'lest we need to send in the office ninjas again and remove all the explosives and wiring and stuff from WTC 7 if it doesn't start burning?
- Oh will you stop worring! It will work just like that. Knowing that sort of thing is what makes me a president and you just an advisor. It's a fool-proof plan! Now was there anything else.
- Well yeah there are a few...
- Never mind, the only ones - the only ones - that will notice anything like this are the fringe groups... and everyone will just label them as nutcases becasue anyway because everyone else just believes anything I say. Trust me boys... in less than two years, we have our little war, "Mission Accomplished" and we'll be swimming in Iraqi oil.
- ...eh? Iraqi oil? I thought you said we were using saudis to blame for this.
- Yeah but they are all connected to al-Qaida.
- But... al-Qaida is based in Afghanistan... that's even further from Iraq.
- ...
- Sir?
- Oh shit, you know, you're right there.
- So... we get us some iraqi's instead?
- No, no... can't do that. We already pay'd for the MS Flight Simulator licenses to the saudis. Microsoft just won't take that back and no way in hell I'm buying another 20 fligh sims for this job!
- They can always just pirate them off of the internet?
- Gah, are you insane man! That'll set the RIAA on the trail! Then the whoel thing gets blown wide open in point two secs!
- The RIAA don't care about games...
- Screw that. We stick to the plan. We'll think of something to make up an excuse for attacking Iraq. Brainstorming anyone?
- Well just wrap this up then... the plan is this: three of the world's largest office buildings will be wired with many tonnes of explosives over the course of at least a week, which noone will notice.
Planes will be hijacked, hijackings that cannot fail, and the hijackers will fly the planes into the towers, which will then be allowed to burn for well over 60 minutes before the demolition - which perfecly mimicks a collapse by other causes, using explosives that cannot be heard even when standing up close.
Then some debris will fall on WTC 7 and then later in the afternoon, we blow that one too.
None of this will be discovered by anyone or leaked becasue we have perfect control over all the media and NIST and FBI and such... noone will get second thoughts.
Then we go to war on... well I suppose that is Afghanistan, using up enormous amounts of resources, a country that not even the Soviet Union managed to subdue... because we trained them.
And then... a couple of years later we will have made up a good exucse to hit Iraq, recoup all our losses and gain a profit?
- Good boy! You got it! Now do you see that this is a fool-proof plan?
/S
P.S: Yeah, the 9/11 Truth movment is 100% bullshit. They are attention junkies, some of them in it to make money off of bogus books and films.
...then it had to be planned. And something like this is how the planning-meetings must have happened...
- Allright, you got it then? Our hired saudis hijack the planes, fly them into the buildings, thet boom, and then we start a war and make america into a dictatorship. Everyone got it?
- Yeah... uhm, sure mister president. There are just a few issues.
- What kind of issues?
- Well first of all: how many did you say need to know about this?
- Oh not that many... NIST and FEMA of course, since we need them to lie convincingly. Uhm... FBI and CIA gotta be in or they will find out anyway. The hijackers of course, and the explosives experts.
- NSA?
- Naw... not NSA, nobody knows what they do anyway. They are weird. So in total... well around 10 000 people need to know about the real plan.
- Eh, what?! Hold on... that many?! And you are sure not a single one of them will, you know, get second thoughts and blow it to the press?
- Well the press is in on it too... all of them. So... uhm, say 50 000 people.
- So you're saying that with 50 000 people involved, this plan is 100% leak-proof?
- Yeah! It's a fool-proof plan, nothing can go wrong!
- Well if you say so mister president. Moving right along with the next issue: the demolition experts. Are you sure they won't be discovered placing many tonnes of explosives, miles of cables, detonators... over the course at least a week?
- Of course not! They are like these super stealth ninjas that noone can see.
- Noone? Even though over 50 000 people work in the buildings?
- Absolutely not. The plan is fool-proof, nothing can go wrong!
- Yeah but assuming they do(!) get discovered... then what?
- We'll just blame that saudis.
- What, we're using saudi demolition experts now?
- Well d'uuuuh! Of course not! But it's not a problem. They can, like, wear fake beards and those head-towels. It's not an issue.
- Hmmm... I'm not so sure that's a...
- It's a perfect plan! Nothing can go wrong I tell you. It's fool-proof!
- Fine... the next issue is that of timing. So we wait for the planes to hit the... oh, another thing: are there any of our guys on the planes?
- No, just the saudis.
- Yeah but isn't that a risk? What if they are discovered while boarding and have to hand over the box cutters and stuff? Or what if the passengers attack them or if the pilots simply lock themselves in?
- No sweat... the demolition guys know they must only blow up a tower if, and only if, it actually gets hit by a plane.
- Yeah but if there are one, two or even three towers left untouched by the planes, what do we do with all the tonnes of explosives and miles of wire and so forth? People will go apeshit and crawling all over the place. How are we meant to remove all the explosioves in case something goes wrong?
- It won't go wrong.
- Yeah but what if...
- It won't(!) go wrong, because I'm the pres and I say so!
- Ok, ok! So the timing then... it's gonna be: plane crash into tower followed by an immediate demolition and then...
- Whoa... whoa! Hold the phone, that's not what I said. Listen to me again: the plane hits the towers, and then we wait for an hour and a half before blowing them up.
- What?! But... why?!
- Well... y'know... just b'cause. Oh, oh, I remembered now! It's just to make sure all the TV cameras and such will get over there in time to watch it happening. This will look great on TV!
- Yeah but... blowing(!) it up?! That's gonna be heard for miles and miles around. And you want all of New York to be standing there watching and hearing. You do know that a controlled demolition is much louder than thunder cracks, for each explosive part in the sequence, right?
- Noone will notice.
- Noone will notice 120 dB explosions going off for over 10 seconds? How do you figure?
- They just won't, I know that. Trust me, the plan is fool-proof.
- Well ok... but, an hour, hour and a half? That'll give lots of people time to flee the scene. If we are unlucky - so to speak - the emergency exits will still be operational and we might not get more than a couple of hundred.
- Yeah?
- Were we not supposed to ensure rage and upset by, y'know, actually killing americans? And if that might stand to fail...
- It won't fail! It works out. The plan is 100% fool-proof!
- Well that brings up another issue with the timing. It's supposed to happen at around 9am, right?
- Yeah, what's your objection to that?
- Well... people will barely have come to work by then. One to two hours later the WTC will be packed with people.... 50 000 employees and 10 000 to 30 000 visitors. It would take 4-5 hours(!) to evacuate WTC at that time so if we...
- No, we won't. We stick to my plan because it is perfect. It's fool-proof. Didn't I tell you that already? Hm... I think I did, didn't I?
- Yeah you did mister president... Now, one more thing.
- Now what?!
- WTC 7... why are we doing that one? Like, several hours after WTC 1 and 2 have fallen, killed thousands and already been broadcast all over the world as the most terrifying attack ever, long after WTC 7 has been evacuated, we're supposed to knock down that too?
- Yeah!
- Why?
- Oh that's just for the lulz.
- The... wha'?
- The lulz... it's some interweb expression. Means it's hillarious.
- But sir... demolishing WTC 7 serves no purpose and just adds lots of unnecessary risk with having yet another team of office demolition ninjas roam a building, setting explosives. Why are we...
- For the lulz! End of discussion.
- But what's the cover story there? We wouldn't be using a plane for that one.
- Ah, I'm glad you asked. Here is my brilliant plan (it's fool-proof by the way): according to the fool-proof plan we are expecting that some debris from the towers will fall on WTC 7, set it ablaze and completely burn out the building. And then, when that has happened, we just *phwoom*, blow that one too.
- But how do you know WTC 1 will actually accomplish that task, 'lest we need to send in the office ninjas again and remove all the explosives and wiring and stuff from WTC 7 if it doesn't start burning?
- Oh will you stop worring! It will work just like that. Knowing that sort of thing is what makes me a president and you just an advisor. It's a fool-proof plan! Now was there anything else.
- Well yeah there are a few...
- Never mind, the only ones - the only ones - that will notice anything like this are the fringe groups... and everyone will just label them as nutcases becasue anyway because everyone else just believes anything I say. Trust me boys... in less than two years, we have our little war, "Mission Accomplished" and we'll be swimming in Iraqi oil.
- ...eh? Iraqi oil? I thought you said we were using saudis to blame for this.
- Yeah but they are all connected to al-Qaida.
- But... al-Qaida is based in Afghanistan... that's even further from Iraq.
- ...
- Sir?
- Oh shit, you know, you're right there.
- So... we get us some iraqi's instead?
- No, no... can't do that. We already pay'd for the MS Flight Simulator licenses to the saudis. Microsoft just won't take that back and no way in hell I'm buying another 20 fligh sims for this job!
- They can always just pirate them off of the internet?
- Gah, are you insane man! That'll set the RIAA on the trail! Then the whoel thing gets blown wide open in point two secs!
- The RIAA don't care about games...
- Screw that. We stick to the plan. We'll think of something to make up an excuse for attacking Iraq. Brainstorming anyone?
- Well just wrap this up then... the plan is this: three of the world's largest office buildings will be wired with many tonnes of explosives over the course of at least a week, which noone will notice.
Planes will be hijacked, hijackings that cannot fail, and the hijackers will fly the planes into the towers, which will then be allowed to burn for well over 60 minutes before the demolition - which perfecly mimicks a collapse by other causes, using explosives that cannot be heard even when standing up close.
Then some debris will fall on WTC 7 and then later in the afternoon, we blow that one too.
None of this will be discovered by anyone or leaked becasue we have perfect control over all the media and NIST and FBI and such... noone will get second thoughts.
Then we go to war on... well I suppose that is Afghanistan, using up enormous amounts of resources, a country that not even the Soviet Union managed to subdue... because we trained them.
And then... a couple of years later we will have made up a good exucse to hit Iraq, recoup all our losses and gain a profit?
- Good boy! You got it! Now do you see that this is a fool-proof plan?
/S
P.S: Yeah, the 9/11 Truth movment is 100% bullshit. They are attention junkies, some of them in it to make money off of bogus books and films.
