A few facts about BlueBalls

[lurkingdirk]

Yes, yes. He's a funny guy. However, some disturbing things have turned up. Let me tell you about the man you know as BlueBalls.

He's a compulsive flatulator.

1. Flatulator

One who passes gas, especially in a public place, then leaves the scene swiftly.
Hey, I think that fart came from that "flatulator" who just left the room.

2. Flatulator

A flat version of an escalator, such as those moving walkways you see in airports.
Philip was going to be late for his connecting flight, so he hopped on the flatulator to give himself a speed boost.

Additionally, he has an unhealthy obsession with little toy people.
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I thought people had the right to know.

Shun him.