A collection of insults! Jokes

saleem83

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I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.

I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.

Don’t get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take the credit.

This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.

Look, don’t go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you’ve got a palm.

Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!

I hear you were born on a ****. Any more in the litter?

We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.

Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning for you?

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