tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
A 90-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 90-year-old said
"Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old
bride who is pregnant with my *****. So what do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began:
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never
misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a
bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of
his ***. As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver
sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his *** at home and
so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature, but out of habit he raised
his cane, aimed it at the ****** as if it were his favorite hunting
rifle and
went bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell
over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 90-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a
couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied........... "My point exactly." :rofl:
The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 90-year-old said
"Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old
bride who is pregnant with my *****. So what do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began:
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never
misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a
bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of
his ***. As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver
sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his *** at home and
so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature, but out of habit he raised
his cane, aimed it at the ****** as if it were his favorite hunting
rifle and
went bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell
over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 90-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a
couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied........... "My point exactly." :rofl:
