9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

[Embryoyo]

Lots of great music comes from Holland. I love their language too. Not only do they sound like intelligent retards when they speak (which somehow makes me fairly jealous) they don't have a word for virgin, apparently. Awesome.

 

[Petra]

I had to chuckle on this. They describe Wilders very well!! :1orglaugh

6. Since everything in Holland is legal, they have a lot of empty prisons. No one in Holland knows what those are meant for. The Dutch are rumored to have a police force but they are too stoned to do anything useful with the exception of producing insane amounts of speeding tickets. Romans 1:30 "... inventors of evil things ..."

Hmm...that HAS to be what's up with the police force!! No wonder I can't ever catch the local station open!! That, or they're out trying to get their speeding ticket quota. :angels:

 

[ballzano]

so before i make a comment, what european country is freeones based ut of?

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

so before i make a comment, what european country is freeones based ut of?

Don't worry, it's based out of the Netherlands. Holland and the Netherlands are two completely different things.

 

[ballzano]

Don't worry, it's based out of the Netherlands. Holland and the Netherlands are two completely different things.

Of course, I wear my right shoe on my left foot.

 

[ballzano]

Of course, I wear my right shoe on my left foot.

but geeeeeez, those Belgiums make some shitty beer!

 

[r_s90]

How come theres no mention of Dutch ovens? Those things kill.

i got trapped in one once when camping.
nastiest experience. ever

 

[Petra]

Don't worry, it's based out of the Netherlands. Holland and the Netherlands are two completely different things.

Isn't FreeOnes located in Norway? I mean, that is the capitol of Holland isn't it? :1orglaugh

i got trapped in one once when camping.
nastiest experience. ever

A few years ago Roald came back from a webmaster show in the US where we had Penny Flame representing FreeOnes. Evidently, Penny had brought up dutch ovens during the week and when Roald came back, he asked me what a dutch oven was. After laughing my ass off at him for not knowing, I explained it to him. With a completely straight face he looked at me and said, "so why does it have to be dutch."

 

[Ulysses31]

I'm sick of Holland as no one knows whether to call it Holland or the Netherlands (Holland is supposedly the Western part of the Netherlands) and then you get the word Dutch to describe the people when it should be something like the Nether people or the Nethers. And then who the hell are the Afrikaners? Forget about God, that's why we hate you

 

[Embryoyo]

but geeeeeez, those Belgiums make some shitty beer!

No, your taste just sucks.

 

[Petra]

but geeeeeez, those Belgiums make some shitty beer!

No, your taste just sucks.

^^^ Have to agree with you. Having a nice Belgian white beer on a hot day is refreshing.

 

[Niels]

Holland is the land of the kitesurfers. :nanner:

 

[Red Spyder]

Don't worry, it's based out of the Netherlands. Holland and the Netherlands are two completely different things.

I thought the Netherlands was were Peter Pan lived :dunno:

 

[malificus]

dutch word for virgin is "Maagd"

 

[mrtrebus]

Only 9?

 

[Hot Mega]

dutch word for virgin is "Maagd"

The British actually assign sexual orientations to their cigarette butts. I suppose there's no correlation to the 'butt' part though.:elaugh:

 

[mrtrebus]

The British actually assign sexual orientations to their cigarette butts. I suppose there's no correlation to the 'butt' part though.:elaugh:

 

[Hot Mega]

Fag.

 

[mrtrebus]

Fag.

But fag is an american term for homosexual. So the British don't actually assign sexual orientations to their cigarette butts. If we did also use the word fag for the purpose you lot do it would actually be sexual orientation singular.

 

[Hot Mega]

But fag is an american term for homosexual. So the British don't actually assign sexual orientations to their cigarette butts. If we did also use the word fag for the purpose you lot do it would actually be sexual orientation singular.

People who are literally joking don't expect the joke to be taken literally.:2 cents: Chill and go have another fag.