8 Outrageous Facts About Sex at the London Olympics

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
That does it. I am going to train for some sort of Olympic sport...whatever a middle aged guy might be good at. I don't know. Is jerking off an Olympic sport? Should be.
 
Ironic that the one athlete they quote and show a picture of, Hope Solo, is at the top of my list of an athlete I'd like to screw. Although, she'd probably would bitch slap me after 5 minutes and scream "Is that all you've got?!"
 
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