450,000 condoms ordered for 2016 Olympics & PornHub is giving away Membership as Health Initiative
Olympic Officials Ordered An Insane Amount Of Condoms For The Rio Games
http://elitedaily.com/news/comdoms-ordered-rio-olympics-zika-virus/1501392/
Brazil reportedly ordered over 450,000 condoms for the Rio Olympics this summer. This is three times as many don’t-get-pregnant socks than London ordered for the last Olympics.
Olympic Athletes Need To Have This Much Sex To Use Up The Condoms They’ll Get
http://elitedaily.com/news/athletes-sex-condoms-rio-olympics-zika/1557401/
Apparently the actual athletic events of the Olympics are just a big cover/international ploy for the actual intentions of the Olympic Games: to gather the most physically fit people in the world for a non-stop, two-week-long, super orgy.
Metro reports that at the 2000 Summer Olympics in Sydney, Australia, 20,000 extra condoms had to be rush ordered after the 70,000 that had been provided to the Olympic Village ran out halfway through the games.
American target shooter Josh Lakatos said of those games years later,
“I’ve never witnessed so much debauchery in my entire life.”
For the 2016 Olympics in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, the International Olympic Committee ordered 450,000 condoms for the athletes in the Olympic Village. According to Metro, this is literally three times more than the number ordered for the London 2012 Summer Olympics.
Now, that extremely high number likely has something to do with the Zika virus, which can be spread through sexual intercourse. The IOC is terrified of running out of condoms, and this time, it will not be taking the sexual appetites of its Olympians lightly.
During the 2012 London Olympics, Metro points out, there were reports Grindr kept crashing because of a huge increase in demand from the Olympic Village.
There are reportedly 10,500 athletes competing in Rio, and the 2016 Rio Olympics will last 17 days. So, each athlete would have to have sex about 43 times to use up all the condoms supplied.
During the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, American soccer goalie Hope Solo said, “There’s a lot of sex going on at the Olympics,”
Oh, and it doesn’t stop with condoms: The IOC also ordered 175,000 packets of lube, Metro reports.
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Verified. Olympic athletes cannot drink alcohol or take drugs, so all they can do for fun is to shag other fit & beautiful people. A couple of my clients who are gold medalists have verified how much sex goes on at Olympic camp
Perhaps they could televise that, "Big Brother"-style, for when the boring sporting events are on?
Olympians Have So Much Sex, This Guy’s Job Is To Carry A Bag Of Condoms Around
http://elitedaily.com/news/olympians-rio-bag-condoms-guy/1581181/
In 2012, in London, the athletes tore through (bad word choice) through over a 100,000 condoms in the first week, leading to an emergency order for more. The IOC is doing everything it can to stop this from happening again.
So all that stands between us and a Zika pandemic is (ULTRA RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE) latex. Oh, and handjobs.
Which means that there are people who have the extremely important job of just giving Olympians condoms.
Eric is one of those people (SEE ATTACHED).
Reporter Rodger Sherman found this condom slinger and Tweeted out the photograph of him.
Pornhub Is Giving This Away To Olympic Athletes Who Used All 43 Free Condoms
http://elitedaily.com/news/pornhub-giving-away-olympic-athletes-condoms/1572340/
Yes, the Olympic village, where the athletes stay for the duration of the games, is infamous for how much sex goes on there.
In 2008, goal keeper Hope Solo said she’d “I've seen people having sex out in the open, getting down and dirty on grass between the buildings,” and in 2012, there were reports Grindr kept crashing because of the sudden increase in demand from the Olympic village.
Now, there are around 10,000 athletes competing in this year’s Olympics. That means, in 17 days, each athlete has to use 43 condoms to get through all the condoms the IOC provided.
Well, Pornhub, the website everyone you know visits in secret, decided to, as the saying goes, “get in on the action.”
The giant website has officially announced, according to a press release, “a brand new health initiative to help fight against the spread of Zika in Rio during the upcoming 2016 Summer Olympics.”
The website is calling it the “Ooohlympics.” Apparently, it didn’t like “Olympdicks.”
The campaign, as Pornhub describes it, is “two-fold”:
First, Pornhub will be providing free membership to its high-definition, on-demand streaming platform, Pornhub Premium, exclusively to residents of Rio de Janeiro (Olympic athletes and visitors included) through the duration of the Olympics.
Yes, in order to fight Zika, Pornhub will be giving everyone free porn subscriptions — because you know what makes you not want to have sex? Watching people having sex.
The company continued,
Second, to jumpstart the campaign, Team Pornhub will invade Rio on August 5th and 6th and hand out Zika protection kits consisting of bug spray, tissues and lube as well as actual Pornhub Premium gift cards.
And with more sports being added to the 2020 Olympics, this number is only going to go up even further. 1 million condoms???
Olympic Officials Ordered An Insane Amount Of Condoms For The Rio Games
http://elitedaily.com/news/comdoms-ordered-rio-olympics-zika-virus/1501392/
Brazil reportedly ordered over 450,000 condoms for the Rio Olympics this summer. This is three times as many don’t-get-pregnant socks than London ordered for the last Olympics.
Olympic Athletes Need To Have This Much Sex To Use Up The Condoms They’ll Get
http://elitedaily.com/news/athletes-sex-condoms-rio-olympics-zika/1557401/
Apparently the actual athletic events of the Olympics are just a big cover/international ploy for the actual intentions of the Olympic Games: to gather the most physically fit people in the world for a non-stop, two-week-long, super orgy.
Metro reports that at the 2000 Summer Olympics in Sydney, Australia, 20,000 extra condoms had to be rush ordered after the 70,000 that had been provided to the Olympic Village ran out halfway through the games.
American target shooter Josh Lakatos said of those games years later,
“I’ve never witnessed so much debauchery in my entire life.”
For the 2016 Olympics in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, the International Olympic Committee ordered 450,000 condoms for the athletes in the Olympic Village. According to Metro, this is literally three times more than the number ordered for the London 2012 Summer Olympics.
Now, that extremely high number likely has something to do with the Zika virus, which can be spread through sexual intercourse. The IOC is terrified of running out of condoms, and this time, it will not be taking the sexual appetites of its Olympians lightly.
During the 2012 London Olympics, Metro points out, there were reports Grindr kept crashing because of a huge increase in demand from the Olympic Village.
There are reportedly 10,500 athletes competing in Rio, and the 2016 Rio Olympics will last 17 days. So, each athlete would have to have sex about 43 times to use up all the condoms supplied.
During the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, American soccer goalie Hope Solo said, “There’s a lot of sex going on at the Olympics,”
Oh, and it doesn’t stop with condoms: The IOC also ordered 175,000 packets of lube, Metro reports.
1557401/?fb_comment_id=1110408752336463_1121300087913996
Verified. Olympic athletes cannot drink alcohol or take drugs, so all they can do for fun is to shag other fit & beautiful people. A couple of my clients who are gold medalists have verified how much sex goes on at Olympic camp
Perhaps they could televise that, "Big Brother"-style, for when the boring sporting events are on? Olympians Have So Much Sex, This Guy’s Job Is To Carry A Bag Of Condoms Around
http://elitedaily.com/news/olympians-rio-bag-condoms-guy/1581181/
In 2012, in London, the athletes tore through (bad word choice) through over a 100,000 condoms in the first week, leading to an emergency order for more. The IOC is doing everything it can to stop this from happening again.
So all that stands between us and a Zika pandemic is (ULTRA RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE) latex. Oh, and handjobs.
Which means that there are people who have the extremely important job of just giving Olympians condoms.
Eric is one of those people (SEE ATTACHED).
Reporter Rodger Sherman found this condom slinger and Tweeted out the photograph of him.
Pornhub Is Giving This Away To Olympic Athletes Who Used All 43 Free Condoms
http://elitedaily.com/news/pornhub-giving-away-olympic-athletes-condoms/1572340/
Yes, the Olympic village, where the athletes stay for the duration of the games, is infamous for how much sex goes on there.
In 2008, goal keeper Hope Solo said she’d “I've seen people having sex out in the open, getting down and dirty on grass between the buildings,” and in 2012, there were reports Grindr kept crashing because of the sudden increase in demand from the Olympic village.
Now, there are around 10,000 athletes competing in this year’s Olympics. That means, in 17 days, each athlete has to use 43 condoms to get through all the condoms the IOC provided.
Well, Pornhub, the website everyone you know visits in secret, decided to, as the saying goes, “get in on the action.”
The giant website has officially announced, according to a press release, “a brand new health initiative to help fight against the spread of Zika in Rio during the upcoming 2016 Summer Olympics.”
The website is calling it the “Ooohlympics.” Apparently, it didn’t like “Olympdicks.”
The campaign, as Pornhub describes it, is “two-fold”:
First, Pornhub will be providing free membership to its high-definition, on-demand streaming platform, Pornhub Premium, exclusively to residents of Rio de Janeiro (Olympic athletes and visitors included) through the duration of the Olympics.
Yes, in order to fight Zika, Pornhub will be giving everyone free porn subscriptions — because you know what makes you not want to have sex? Watching people having sex.
The company continued,
Second, to jumpstart the campaign, Team Pornhub will invade Rio on August 5th and 6th and hand out Zika protection kits consisting of bug spray, tissues and lube as well as actual Pornhub Premium gift cards.
And with more sports being added to the 2020 Olympics, this number is only going to go up even further. 1 million condoms???
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