Kingfisher
Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
Dirty and Barney are torture! WTH is wrong with people!
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6 Songs Used to Torture & Intimidate
- Thread starter gunslingingbird
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"can I take your order please?"
"Yes, I'd like your head in a vice. & a sledgehammer please!"
"can I take your order please?"
"Yes, I'd like your head in a vice. & a sledgehammer please!"
I have a better one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFz3DbQqY64
ARGGH!
I really wish I could get he job as D.J. for these torture sessions, I got loads that would work a treat!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cesCYK6hiMI
Namreg
Banned
let's look at the list:
1. Bruce Springsteen’s “Born in the USA”: this is a protest song, not a "heil america" song. i heard they used it at republican conventions. someone really should read the lyrics before putting it on the stereo. i wouldn't mind listening to it at high volume a couple of times.
2. Christina Aguilera’s “Dirrty”: apparently based on aguilera's belief that she is physically attractive. would only work in torturing a strict muslim if said muslim also thought of her as attractive, instead of being repulsed by the stench of STDs and sheer ugly coming from the speakers. and she should take some singing lessons. yodeling is not singing.
3. Nancy Sinatra’s “These Boots Were Made for Walking”: if you like this song you should be shot, whether you are a cult member or not.
4. AC/DC’s “Shoot to Thrill” and “Hells Bells”: where i come from, ACDC don't repel people, they attract them. WE SALUTE YOU.
5. Anything by Barry Manilow: see number 3.
6. Barney the Dinosaur’s “I Love You”: now that is torture. but if it ever happens to you, just call the RIAA, and they'll sue the government for not paying royalties whenever they play the song.
1. Bruce Springsteen’s “Born in the USA”: this is a protest song, not a "heil america" song. i heard they used it at republican conventions. someone really should read the lyrics before putting it on the stereo. i wouldn't mind listening to it at high volume a couple of times.
2. Christina Aguilera’s “Dirrty”: apparently based on aguilera's belief that she is physically attractive. would only work in torturing a strict muslim if said muslim also thought of her as attractive, instead of being repulsed by the stench of STDs and sheer ugly coming from the speakers. and she should take some singing lessons. yodeling is not singing.
3. Nancy Sinatra’s “These Boots Were Made for Walking”: if you like this song you should be shot, whether you are a cult member or not.
4. AC/DC’s “Shoot to Thrill” and “Hells Bells”: where i come from, ACDC don't repel people, they attract them. WE SALUTE YOU.
5. Anything by Barry Manilow: see number 3.
6. Barney the Dinosaur’s “I Love You”: now that is torture. but if it ever happens to you, just call the RIAA, and they'll sue the government for not paying royalties whenever they play the song.
3 is a great song. All the others are awful.
I take it you've never heard a single Cher song
The Paulinator
Spreading the seed
Pantera Mouth for War played by a really bad cover band who usually plays Winger and Poison covers (and lack the talent to do AC/DC covers) and uses a lot of hairspray on their rapidly thinning hair.
at175dB
Now that is man-grade torture
Yeah they Blasted This one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xBO6GikZlM
Fuckin-A muthor Fuckers. duh, duh, duh, duh duh, duh duh duh duheeeerrrr......
Pantera Mouth for War played by a really bad cover band who usually plays Winger and Poison covers (and lack the talent to do AC/DC covers) and uses a lot of hairspray on their rapidly thinning hair.
at175dB
Now that is man-grade torture
Now you're talking! That's some sick shit right there! I'd probably end up bashing my head against the wall.
Nine Inch Nails, Ministry, Godflesh
