Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
The only thing more awesome than an urban legend turning out to be true is if that same legend involves some sort of nefarious sex or groin related hilarity.
Luckily, all of these qualify.
http://www.cracked.com/article_17432_6-ridiculous-sex-myths-that-are-actually-true.html
Luckily, all of these qualify.
http://www.cracked.com/article_17432_6-ridiculous-sex-myths-that-are-actually-true.html