Ace Boobtoucher
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I don't know about the rest of them, but I'd celebrate the living fuck out of Rouketopolemos or Rocket fucking Easter. Holy ****. It'd be kind of dangerous if there was a mosque nearby, though. Can you imagine, you're in the middle of your Rocket Fucking Easter and some asshead fires an RPG or an AK-47 from their minaret?
Purim looks kind of fun, too.
Happy rocket fucking Easter to you.
			
			I don't know about the rest of them, but I'd celebrate the living fuck out of Rouketopolemos or Rocket fucking Easter. Holy ****. It'd be kind of dangerous if there was a mosque nearby, though. Can you imagine, you're in the middle of your Rocket Fucking Easter and some asshead fires an RPG or an AK-47 from their minaret?
Purim looks kind of fun, too.
Happy rocket fucking Easter to you.