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[Ace Boobtoucher]

Dinner time.



Sorry for the double post, but the page 'wigged' out on me for some reason.

 

[Supafly]

Breakfast time!

 

[Rane1071]

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

If I were dumb enough to ride a motorcycle I would really want that helmet.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

 

[Supafly]

 

[Mr. Daystar]

If I were dumb enough to ride a motorcycle I would really want that helmet.

A little insulting, don't ya think?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Maybe a tad passive/aggressive, yes.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I was at the former Von's on Lake Mead and Tenaya when I spied this gem. Cardena's has way better prices on produce, btw. Fucking avocados were only $.99!

 

[Supafly]

 

[Supafly]

Your Mom Is On Social Media, Time To Abort!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

You guessed it...
CHUCK WOOLERY

"I'll be back with two, two, and three."

 

[Supafly]

Double maths, anyone? School has 11 sets of twins (and that's not including the staff)

Lancashire primary school has 11 sets of twins, and the headmaster is also twin as is the finance officer

Head Teacher Glyn Ellis and Lisa Kenyon (Finance Assistant - who are both twins themselves) with the sets of twins at Haslingden Primary School
Photo: Manchester Evening News

Meet the school where pupils and teachers are seeing double.

Haslingden Primary School in Lancashire has 11 sets of twins and it that's not enough to make you do a double take - the headmaster is also twin as is the finance officer.

Staff and parents Haslingden Primary School many have wondered whether "something is in the water".

The mystery of the "twin town" was uncovered when staff started preparing displays for the school's centenary celebrations next month.

During the research into the history of the school an article from 1932 emerged which carried a school photograph showing a "record" nine sets of twins attending the school.

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...-twins-and-thats-not-including-the-staff.html

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

 

[Supafly]

:stir:

Dumb Laws in Ireland
Any person who shall pretend or exercise to use any type of witchcraft, sorcery, enchantment, or pretend knowledge in any occult or or craft or science shall for any such offense suffer imprisonment at the time of one whole year and also shall be obliged to obscursion for his/her good behavior.

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/international/ireland

 

[Supafly]

The government of Finland collects a “candy tax” for goods containing sugar. Bottled water gets taxed, but cookies do not.

 

[larss]

 

[MileenaKiani]

OMG I want this! Hold the bread lol ;P

 

[Anonyne#017]

The government of Finland collects a “candy tax” for goods containing sugar. Bottled water gets taxed, but cookies do not.

Does that mean, ladies can spread their legs and share their cookies tax-free completely legally or does this apply to bottled cookies only?