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Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
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Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
One of my friends posted pictures of his newborn son on facebook. I wrote in the comment area, "This reminds me, I haven't seen Total Recall in a really long time."

Does this make me a bad person?
 

RichardNailder

Approved Content Owner
After telling a the new parents "you have a beautiful baby", the mother of the baby insists that he must say that to all the parents of the babies he delivers.

The doctor insists that he does not, prompting the mother to ask, "just what do you tell the parents of an ugly baby then?".

The doctor promptly reply; "oh how sweet, your baby looks just like you."
 
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