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The Yak

The Yak

The description for episode one of season three of "My 600-lb Life" reads as follows: Amber is 23, over 600-lbs, and relies on her family and boyfriend for even simple needs; her fear of dying young is so overwhelming that she decides to relocate 2,000 miles in hopes that weight loss surgery will give her life back.

This would be my Exhibit A in a discussion on whether men or women have it worse in their efforts to attract a mate. I weigh 170 lbs and no woman will give me the time of day but 600-lb Amber is swimming in cock like some kind of hyper-sexual manatee. Life is unfair.
 
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Supafly

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The Yak said:
The description for episode one of season three of "My 600-lb Life" reads as follows: Amber is 23, over 600-lbs, and relies on her family and boyfriend for even simple needs; her fear of dying young is so overwhelming that she decides to relocate 2,000 miles in hopes that weight loss surgery will give her life back.

This would be my Exhibit A in a discussion on whether men or women have it worse in their efforts to attract a mate. I weigh 170 lbs and no woman will give me the time of day but 600-lb Amber is swimming in cock like some kind of hyper-sexual manatee. Life is unfair.
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Just out of curiosity:
170 pounds are 85 kilograms, how tall are you? unless you are under 5 foot, that is a really good weight...
 
The Yak

The Yak

Supafly said:
Just out of curiosity:
170 pounds are 85 kilograms, how tall are you? unless you are under 5 foot, that is a really good weight...
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I am 5'9" (1.75m). It's not really that much of an issue. I may have exaggerated for the sake of humor.
 
The Yak

The Yak

The following should be entirely legal:

Go to a public pool and find an occurrence of someone leaving their personal items - shoes, beach towel, bag - on some of the pool chairs as a means of reserving them for their own use. I want to wait by such a pool chair which has been "reserved" through the use of shoe. When the person returns, I would scream "I STUCK YOUR SHOE IN MY ASS!!!!!!" and proceed to chase them around the pool area until they must jump into the pool to escape the lunatic in the Carolina Panthers Hawaiian shirt.

This is actually a breakdown of what I was originally going to write which I abandoned because I'm lazy. I was going to the make the above account be much more first person so it sounds like I'm talking about a situation I just had at a swimming pool where I had a dispute with someone reserving a pool chair. Everyone was supposed to imagine me at a pool this Memorial Day weekend and think 'Guess the old Yakster is traveling during the holiday weekend and is at a pool'. This would be inaccurate. Didn't travel this weekend. Just sitting at home alone. Why do I think about sticking a shoe in my rectum when I am sitting at home alone? Who can say?

 
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Song: "Fairies in the Mines of Moria"

Verse 1:
(G) Wizards spoke of (C) tales so (G) old,
The (C) darkness deep, the (G) shadows (D) cold.
(G) Down below where (C) mithril (G) gleams,
There (C) hide the fairies (G) in our (D) dreams.

Chorus:
(G) Fairies in the (D) Mines of (C) Moria,
(G) Dancing in the (D) fire’s (C) glow.
(G) Fairies in the (D) Mines of (C) Moria,
(G) Where the (D) hidden (C) treasures (G) show.

Verse 2:
(G) Through the halls where (C) Durin’s (G) bane,
The (C) balrog roared, the (G) fires (D) reign.
(G) We march with light, (C) our hearts are (G) bold,
To (C) find the fairies (G) and their (D) gold.

Chorus:
(G) Fairies in the (D) Mines of (C) Moria,
(G) Dancing in the (D) fire’s (C) glow.
(G) Fairies in the (D) Mines of (C) Moria,
(G) Where the (D) hidden (C) treasures (G) show.

Bridge:
(G) Follow the (D) echoes (C) through the (G) dark,
(G) Seek out the (D) light, find (C) the (G) spark.
(G) In the (D) caverns (C) deep and (G) wide,
(G) Fairies (D) sing where (C) shadows (G) hide.

Verse 3:
(G) Ancient runes and (C) magic (G) spells,
In (C) Moria’s heart, where (G) silence (D) dwells.
(G) Fairies glide on (C) wings so (G) light,
They (C) guide us through the (G) endless (D) night.

Chorus:
(G) Fairies in the (D) Mines of (C) Moria,
(G) Dancing in the (D) fire’s (C) glow.
(G) Fairies in the (D) Mines of (C) Moria,
(G) Where the (D) hidden (C) treasures (G) show.

Outro:
(G) In the (D) dark and (C) twisted (G) deep,
(G) Fairies (D) secrets (C) we will (G) keep.
(G) In the (D) mines where (C) legends (G) grow,
(G) Fairies (D) shine with (C) magic’s (G) glow.
Guitar Chords:

G: 320003
C: x32010
D: xx0232
 
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