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Best April Fool's Day 2023 pranks to play on your family - including frozen breakfast
April Fool's Day is the perfect time for some harmless fun, so here are some funny ideas for pranks and jokes to play on your family at home this year
You'd better have your wits about you on Saturday as it's April Fool's Day - which means it's time for some harmless fun.
An annual tradition for decades now, families, friends and co-workers can play harmless tricks on each other up until midday.
Some people may have been planning their April Fool's jokes for the entire year, but sometimes the best pranks are the simplest.
Here are ten easy ideas for pranks you can play on your family at home:
1. Frozen breakfast
The night before April Fool's Day, fill a bowl with cereal and milk, half-submerge a spoon - and then put it in the freezer.
Serve it up to your victim in the morning, and watch as they struggle to work out why they can't budge the spoon or eat their breakfast...
2. Swapped cereal
For a quick and easy breakfast prank, simply swap over two (or more) bags of cereal before your family gets up in the morning.
You could also replace your victim's favourite cereal with rice or pasta to really confuse them when they pour themselves a bowl.
3. Text a typing dots gif
Even if you can't see your friends and family in person this April Fool's Day, you can still prank them remotely.
Start up a friendly text conversation with one of your friends, then halfway through send them a gif of the typing dots. They'll be waiting for a text that will never arrive...
4. Spider silhouettes
Cut out spider shapes from black paper, and put them inside a lampshade. When the light gets turned on, it will look like there's a huge spider waiting to pounce.
If you're feeling artistic, you could also cut out huge cockroaches or scorpion shapes to really terrify your family.
5. Colourful water
If you've got food colouring lying around, wipe some on the underside of your kitchen or bathroom tap spout, right where the water comes out.
This will dye the water as it flows out of the tap, giving your unsuspecting victim a big shock!
6. Swap beds
If you've got young kids who are heavy sleepers, pick them up and move them into a different bed after they've dozed off.
They'll be very confused when they wake up on April Fool's Day morning.
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