I just wanted to bring to everyone's attention that AlexP ate spicy today, and he is incredibly rank tonight.
Thank you all for your attention.
Thank you all for your attention.
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alexpnz
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Actually, it was Mexican and yes....I'm splattering the bowl as I type! :clap:
Trying not to get and fecal matter on the laptop....gotta close my legs!
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I was shopping for a get-well card at the store today and there were three people and one kid in the aisle with me. I tried to hold off, but my tummy hurt so I let off an S.B.D. :uohs: Very discreetly, I then left the aisle and the store. :anonymous I never did get the card. Maybe tomorrow when I don't have any excess gas in my tank. 
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:sunny:I shaved my nutsac tonight with an electric razor, it kinda tickled a bit but the manscaping came out sweet! I look like Magnum PI down there
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RichardNailder
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I shaved my nutsac tonight with an electric razor, it kinda tickled a bit but the manscaping came out sweet! I look like Magnum PI down there
If a bear shits in the woods, does it smell?
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Tonight I re-enacted the Jacuzzi Scene from Trading Places and I farted in the bathtub just like Eddie Murphy!
Ah, a bubble bath
I once had a runny poo but belatedly realized that the toliet paper roll was empty -- and the extra rolls were in the closet out of reach. :helpme: After considering my limited options ... I waddled over (cheeks clenched) to get the refill. I turned to go back to the toliet and saw a trail of little brown drops on the tiles. :shocked: :eeew:
:wtf::stir::stir::stir::stir::stir:
Confucious say, "Man who sit on tack get point."
Ah, a bubble bath
I once had a runny poo but belatedly realized that the toliet paper roll was empty -- and the extra rolls were in the closet out of reach. :helpme: After considering my limited options ... I waddled over (cheeks clenched) to get the refill. I turned to go back to the toliet and saw a trail of little brown drops on the tiles. :shocked: :eeew:
:stir::stir::stir::stir::stir:
uh-oh! :eek:
Legzman
what the fuck you lookin at?
Ah, a bubble bath
I once had a runny poo but belatedly realized that the toliet paper roll was empty -- and the extra rolls were in the closet out of reach. :helpme: After considering my limited options ... I waddled over (cheeks clenched) to get the refill. I turned to go back to the toliet and saw a trail of little brown drops on the tiles. :shocked: :eeew:
:stir::stir::stir::stir::stir:
Confucious say, "Man who sit on tack get point."
Confucius say house without toilet is uncanny.
Confucius say "Man who stand on toilet seat high on pot."