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Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Hey, Dirl! I got a goatse picture I was going to save for a special occasion but since you've taken to smearing the good names of General Fluffybutt and Ace Boobtoucher, Christmas comes 51 weeks early.


































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Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Tropic Thunder is a 2008 American action satire comedy film written, produced, and directed by Ben Stiller, and starring Stiller, Robert Downey, Jr., and Jack Black. The main plot revolves around Hook-handed Vietnam veteran John "Four Leaf" Tayback's memoir, Tropic Thunder, is being made into a film. With the exception of newcomer supporting actor Kevin Sandusky, the cast—fading action hero Tugg Speedman, five-time Academy Award-winning Australian method actor Kirk Lazarus, rapper Alpa Chino, and drug-addicted comedian Jeff Portnoy — behave unreasonably. Rookie director Damien Cockburn is unable to control the actors during the filming of a large war scene and just five days into shooting the production is reported to be one month behind schedule. Cockburn is ordered by studio executive Les Grossman to get filming back on track, or risk the cancellation of production. The film gave birth to one of the most overused catch phrases of the year, "I'm a lead farmer, mutherfucka!"
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol

Siegfried and Roy. Siegfried specifically. He just drove through the front gate. That is one handsome 70+ dude. No kidding, It'd take not too much booze for me to be gay for him.





























Okay, I lied. It would take a shit ton of booze for me to be gay for anyone. Probably with a few rufies thrown in for good measure.
 
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