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[Supafly]

If you can't get started monday morning...

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

If I had Tourette's Syndrome my favorite word would be "poop". I could greet people,

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

When I was a really little kid I was afraid of severely old people touching me. I'd see those petrified hands coming at me thinking they were putting the chill of death on me taking years of life away from me so they can remain in existence a little longer.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Time to put more than your money where your flag pin is, do-gooders.

 

[Supafly]

Thursday. Almost done with the week.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Thursday. Almost done with the week.

And tomorrow is the glorious day known by many as...

 

[Supafly]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

No matter what it is if something is the best most people are willing to look at it. But what if something is the worst, I mean the number one worst? If it's the absolute worst with nothing more worser I gotta check it out.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Before the pandemic my neighbors thought I was crazy but since then I became the voice of reason and now they ring my doorbell off the hook asking me for advice. "In the land of the blind"... naw, that doesn't quite fit in here but almost.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

When I first started dating my wife she asked me, "Is magic real?" I was about to quickly answer "no" but I gave it some thought and stopped myself. I then told her, "Magic is real if the person is a magician. Most people claiming to perform magic are merely illusionists though." Magic is the power of projection and must be cooperative. The magician is the dominant one psychologically over the subject. The more faith you have in the magician the more the magic is real.

In a very casual manner I told my cousin, "You will find your mother's third husband at the bottom of a staircase with his head put on backwards." Things happened almost exactly that way and my very Catholic cousin acted weird toward me at the funeral. His faith in good vs evil is too strong. It was no magic. My aunt's 3rd husband was an Irishman who drank too much and I noticed a certain amount of loose carpeting upstairs around where he often guzzled the Chivas Regal. He did fall the stairs while he was drunk but he lived 10 additional days. Several months before he died he was on the way to my house but got stuck in traffic. I told him to turn around and go home. He was within 2 blocks of his house before getting hit with a UPS truck. Again, I did nothing. It's safe to assume I wasn't crazy about the guy or I woulda mentioned the carpeting to someone.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I heard stories about the Iron Sheik from the 1970s when he very early in the business that he would show off by snorting cocaine while doing a headstand.

If you know anything about the Iron Sheik then enjoy this hilarious video with 2 Sheik stories told by Marty Jannetty.

 

[Torre82]

"..."

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Some people have a forehead so big it should be called a fivehead.

 

[Supafly]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Happy Belated Nowruz to everyone it applies to especially in Westwood, Beverly Hills, and Encino.

 

[Torre82]

I'm so tired

 

[The Yak]

Posting this to see if Madeline Kahn has her own Freeones page.

Edit: Appears she does not. That is quite the oversight.

 

[Supafly]

Many fine ladies have no own FO threads, Taylor S. comes to mind. Her legal team sees to it that this stays that way.

But in the days of great faceswapping AI, anyone can conjure up quality stuff at home

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Always enjoy a good Charles Bronson impersonation.

 

[Torre82]