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The Yak

The Yak

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Torre82

Torre82

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Today's wisdom:

Processed food was designed for you to eat.
Organic is just some shit they found on the ground, somewhere.
 
Mr. Daystar

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
She looks like she's thinking, I only need one, as she tightens the harness of her strap on.
 
Torre82

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
\sad fallout sfx

Grandma, why. Why grandma.
 

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Little Red Wagon Repairman

Little Red Wagon Repairman

MFOMBSoPGA
I was remembering this gal who was a friend to all of us. She was a big blonde girl who looked like Viking Breeding Stock. She was a powerlifter from Maryland. She was a really nice lady who fit in with the fellas too. We were hanging out one afternoon and ended up at my house. She gave me such a fierce blowjob I had to check if I still had both gonads in the sack still. She had a pleasant face and was OK to look at while she was doing that. I focused on her blonde hair and blue eyes instead of her rabid foaming bulldog mouth.
 
Torre82

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Lee Van Queef said:
How did you fare on Skid Row last night? Able to turn any gals out for a nickel?

There's a heck of a night club under the overpass of the 405 & Venice Bl.
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I wandered around, found a few ppl at a campfire behind a Walmart.

Sat down, shot the shiz for a minute, got up and continued back to my usual places.

Rather wobbly, the first half of the trip.
Sobered up in time to go to bed. It was awful timing.

But had a decent time in the tent cities and public trails. Noh sex. Noh drugs. Just drank, a lil food and i fapped in pitch black to Taylor swift.

It wasn't what i wanted, but i found a .webm that "got the job done".disgusted sigh.png
 
Torre82

Torre82

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\browses old threads in the fetish niche section


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Jesus does not approve of some of this. But good luck with your {peanut butter brown} dildo covered with grape jelly fetish.

I'm sure there's... Zero websites with your name on it. But you do you. :)
 
xfire

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Y'all motherfuckers need to follow me on Twitter for more quality content like below. On Twitter- @ChrisFreemanX (Getting a follow-back from @Elwood70 has been dang near impossible!)

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The Yak

The Yak

I would like to use this forum as a way to apologize to an individual I wronged some years ago. When I was in high school, a friend of mine and myself learned that another student had composed a handwritten note on a plain white piece of paper to a young lady in which he expressed his affection for her and asked her if she would accompany him to the prom. He had placed the note, folded into quarters, next to him on his desk. Prior to her arrival in the classroom, he went to the bathroom leaving the note unattended. I took a similar plain white piece of paper and folded it into quarters so that it appeared identical to his. Upon the fake note I wrote "I will let you stick things in my ass" and switched it with the real one. She arrived moments later, he returned from the bathroom and presented her with the fake note. I'm sure you can all imagine the scene that ensued. To that individual, I am sorry.
 
xfire

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
The Yak said:
I would like to use this forum as a way to apologize to an individual I wronged some years ago. When I was in high school, a friend of mine and myself learned that another student had composed a handwritten note on a plain white piece of paper to a young lady in which he expressed his affection for her and asked her if she would accompany him to the prom. He had placed the note, folded into quarters, next to him on his desk. Prior to her arrival in the classroom, he went to the bathroom leaving the note unattended. I took a similar plain white piece of paper and folded it into quarters so that it appeared identical to his. Upon the fake note I wrote "I will let you stick things in my ass" and switched it with the real one. She arrived moments later, he returned from the bathroom and presented her with the fake note. I'm sure you can all imagine the scene that ensued. To that individual, I am sorry.
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He was stupid enough to leave his love letter unattended. Karma served. You,sir have nothing to apologize for. :ROFLMAO:
 
Little Red Wagon Repairman

Little Red Wagon Repairman

MFOMBSoPGA
The Yak said:
I would like to use this forum as a way to apologize to an individual I wronged some years ago. When I was in high school, a friend of mine and myself learned that another student had composed a handwritten note on a plain white piece of paper to a young lady in which he expressed his affection for her and asked her if she would accompany him to the prom. He had placed the note, folded into quarters, next to him on his desk. Prior to her arrival in the classroom, he went to the bathroom leaving the note unattended. I took a similar plain white piece of paper and folded it into quarters so that it appeared identical to his. Upon the fake note I wrote "I will let you stick things in my ass" and switched it with the real one. She arrived moments later, he returned from the bathroom and presented her with the fake note. I'm sure you can all imagine the scene that ensued. To that individual, I am sorry.
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You should be bragging about that prank, not apologizing. That was a good one.
 
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