Little Red Wagon Repairman
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How did your wife like that joke?
Not too much.
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Not too much.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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I just noticed something about the Black males at Fox News. If you talked to them on the phone you'd think they were White fellas. They could probably even trick me and I'm a landlord.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Reality? When they go to collage, and pay attention in English class, then they learn to annunciate, and properly pronounce words. Any African American can do it, or Hispanic, they just seem to prefer not to try. Even without collage, pay attention in high school English class, and your fine. Even in the south. that heavy drawl goes away, if they want it to.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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I informed you that I have good hearing then employed a technique called honesty. Use the race card to pick that broccoli out of your teeth.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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We don't need Stoner Cards anymore since it's now 100% legal for recreational use in California.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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"... it was reported that the suspect showed remorse."
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Mine either....
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I would bet my left nut, that dude owns a white suit, a dark blue silk shirt, and a pair of patent leather shoes.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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Getting on your toes to appear taller for a picture is fairly common. Sucking in your gut to look thinner for a picture is fairly common. But fluffing up your own wiener when you see someone reach for the Polaroid is a bit sleazy. I wonder how much coke he could scratch out of his 'stache.
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Xfire, you made my day. I was driving around running errands. Your photo appeared in my head which put a smile on my face as I continued down the road. Thanks man.
Hope that creep is locked up too. God Damn! If not and he shows up in my neighborhood I hope I get a notification on my iPhone. I'll have my mother-in-law chase him down the street wielding a pair of hedge clippers.
Hope that creep is locked up too. God Damn! If not and he shows up in my neighborhood I hope I get a notification on my iPhone. I'll have my mother-in-law chase him down the street wielding a pair of hedge clippers.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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What’s your favorite color of the alphabet? Mine is poop.
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Little Red Wagon Repairman
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This one is always good for a laugh. Mike Tyson is the George Carlin of unintentional comedy.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
https://www.yahoo.com/sports/video-...nger-after-apparent-harassment-193830881.html
But apparently people still like to see if they can piss him off. What the fuck is this guy thinking. Everyone knows Tyson is just a tad unpredictable. I mean, the guy deserved what he got, but I some how think, he wanted it to happen for a lawsuit, or because he's an attention whore. He's lucky, a wrong punch could have turned him into a broccoli.
But apparently people still like to see if they can piss him off. What the fuck is this guy thinking. Everyone knows Tyson is just a tad unpredictable. I mean, the guy deserved what he got, but I some how think, he wanted it to happen for a lawsuit, or because he's an attention whore. He's lucky, a wrong punch could have turned him into a broccoli.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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Amen! That guy had it coming. Mike tried to be diplomatic in his own way. Talked to him, warned him, menaced him, but nothing worked so violence was the call of the day. At least he used it as a last resort as everybody was exiting the plane. Good for Mike but better call Saul just to be safe.