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[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

In America you use dog to protect house. In Soviet Union we have tiger.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

You know you want one. Nice kitty.

 

[Supafly]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Good stuff, Supafly. That was one big rubber ducky in the bath tub. What were they thinking? Anyone that's ever had a turd come out sideways would know better.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Mom in Otezla Commercial meets her daughter's boyfriend for the first time and starts molesting him in the kitchen within 10 minutes. Dad looks like the type of guy who likes to watch. Poor daughter has been used as bait for several years.

Situations like this is why Olive Garden was invented being a neutral public place that's well lit.

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/tJ5G/otezla-family-dinner

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I used to listen to The Howard Stern Radio Show. A few years after tuning in I realized I was mainly a fan of Jackie Martling. When Jackie left as head writer I gave up on the show because Howard was doing a bad impersonation of Lenny Bruce reading off his enemy list on a daily basis which got his show put on my shit list for keeps. The most horrifying joke I know came from Jackie The Joke Man. He was a maniac for telling it on live radio. I've told it by whispering in certain people's ears just to see/test if they were cool.

 

[D-rock]

In America you use dog to protect house. In Soviet Union we have tiger.

As a general rule of thumb I don't like keeping pets that are large enough to eat me. I think too many normal house cats have already contemplated killing me in my sleep as it is.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

As a general rule of thumb I don't like keeping pets that are large enough to eat me. I think too many normal house cats have already contemplated killing me in my sleep as it is.

If you didn't wake up your cats would eat you. I've loved my kitties so much if I died and no one was left to feed them I'd be OK being their food until someone found them and took care of my little babies.

I owned an Akita for years. He got me into bad habits not bothering to lock the front door or even close it. Not necessary. That dog was so big he coulda strangled an intruder with his cock.

Not mine but a decent body-double...

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Great quote from the film "Seven".

"C'mon, he's insane. Look. Right now he's probably dancing around
in his grandma's panties, yeah, rubbing himself in peanut butter."

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I am The Czar of the classic children's game "Jew/Not A Jew". I'll take on a battalion of NAZIs and a train full of Jews and beat them all.

"For fuck sake! Everyone know Winona Ryder is Jew!"

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Negan eating hot wings.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Ain't April First but Sasha Baron Cohen sure made an old fool outta Sheriff Joe.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Francis couldn't find any donors so he laid on his belly to see if there might be any takers.

Pope Francis lies prostrate at Good Friday service
https://www.yahoo.com/news/pope-francis-lies-prostrate-good-014052798.html

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

This lady is amazing at drinking beer. She drinks 18 beers a day. Every day. Can you do that? Too bad a bunch of busybodies had to interrupt her as she was training for 24 beers a day. So many haters in this world that need to get a life.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I used to do it. But now I drink whisky. I buy 2 half gallons a week.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I used to do it. But now I drink whisky. I buy 2 half gallons a week.

That's a lot. Almost a whole gallon per week. You may wanna cut back to 4 liters consumed in the same time period.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

 

[Mr. Daystar]

That's a lot. Almost a whole gallon per week. You may wanna cut back to 4 liters consumed in the same time period.

I think you should check your math Dino.....

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I think you should check your math Dino.....

Just trying to be a bad influence making you drink more metrically. You're good enough at math that I got busted.