Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
OOOOOOOHHH GOSH DARNIT!!!
Now I think I might like this one better instead. Knowing me I'll probably eventually have both but which should I buy first? The soon to be renamed Beaver Cleaver would be great for chopping up pussies after hacking off their limbs. The Reaper III is versatile as it is a sword, staff, spear, and whatever else I can figure out to do with the different grip options at 47.25 inches (Blade 23.5'' / Handle 24'') at full length.
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