The most precious thing in the world is the financial security and well being of your family. You want to send your little ones to the best schools, and in the end, know you've left them with peace of mind. Nowadays, we all know cash rules everything around us: C.R.E.A.M., get the money, dollar dollar bill ya'll. That's why it's time to enter the 36 Chambers, and step to the Wu. Wu Tang Financial.
^ No! ... I'm the mastermind behind the idea of Santa Clauses fucking one another in the ass in single file ... and hopping at the same time ... to a Tchaikovsky tune! (I think it's Tchaikovsky.)