Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
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"What? Girls touching me? Oooh, I'm going to be sick"

Now he feels what we real men feel when someone plays his music near us.

i lost even more respect for him (which is impressive) by seeing how poorly he lip-syncs...i figured he couldn't sing his own songs live but for fucks sake he could at least act like it. if i were a fan i would feel ripped off to go see him sing just to watch some little fucker running around stage pretending to dance to his recordings. those little jailbaiters could get the same exact show at any middle school or freshman dance...:facepalm:
 
^i'm not single though, and chicks have an easier time hooking up, even when they're atrocious there's still some desperate fuck in town who'll stick it in her.
 
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