Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
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BlueBalls is a master carpenter.
 
Red, this made me think of you for some reason.


- "So they got this feller down at the bowling alley? He gets up on the stage an' shits his britches."

- "What fer?"

- "I don't know. But he gets up there and strums a gueetar and then starts loadin' his britches up like it's goin' out of style. It's like some kind of britches holocaust. Feller calls himself Steamy Ray Vaughn."
 
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