50 Shades of Divorce

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
She complains when he isn't adventurous enough, but something tells me if he tied her up out of the blue and stuck things in her ass she'd cry rape.

;)


Her husband wasn't interested in what is basically an unrealistic, fantasy interpretation of sex and he's the one you're criticizing? Men watch porn and end up with the exact same unrealistic expectations, so it's not just men.

Bloody anybody-who-doesn't-like-being-tied-up-and-spanked-by-midgets-in-the-name-of-intimacy.

:clap:

Celibacy is the way to go, man. Andy had it right, you know? Look at him. He looks younger than all of us but he's 10 years older. Why? Because he's never had a relationship. No she-devil sucked his life force out yet. Link
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Based on the story of the wife wanting a divorce, there is nothing in there saying she tried initiating any sort of bondage, role play, or any means of S&M. She simply wore sexy undergarments and attempted to seduce her husband. It's not abnormal for couples to try spicing up their sex lives, there's nothing unrealistic about that. As I said before, it appears that she had issues with how her sex life was prior to reading Fifty Shades of Grey, and when she tried one last time to get some action by simply putting on something sexy, her husband had absolutely no interest in her. She tried and tried and tried, failed and failed and failed, wasn't happy, so she decided she wanted to end it.

Both men and women in relationships have needs. It should be each spouse's desire to fulfill those needs, to do whatever they can to please their partner, within reason of course. So refusing your spouse's sexual needs time after time implies that not only are you failing to please him or her physically (over and over again, not just occasionally, because occasionally is completely normal), but that you have no desire to fulfill their needs at all, whether inside or outside of the bedroom. And no, putting a roof over their head, providing food, providing anything materialistically does not count.

If I read the article correctly, there is no mention of what she tried to do outside of wearing lingerie to seduce her husband. Contrary to popular belief it takes more than that to attract men and achieve the likely high-expectations the woman had for "spicing" up their lovelife. It doesn't even sound like she attempted to ask him what he would like, which gives me the the impression that the couple just doesn't want to admit that the divorce is occuring because they do not love each other anymore, as opposed to she can't turn him on.
 

jinxypie

Official Checked Star Member
Both men and women in relationships have needs. It should be each spouse's desire to fulfill those needs, to do whatever they can to please their partner, within reason of course. So refusing your spouse's sexual needs time after time implies that not only are you failing to please him or her physically (over and over again, not just occasionally, because occasionally is completely normal), but that you have no desire to fulfill their needs at all, whether inside or outside of the bedroom. And no, putting a roof over their head, providing food, providing anything materialistically does not count.
^This. Well said.

...gives me the the impression that the couple just doesn't want to admit that the divorce is occuring because they do not love each other anymore, as opposed to she can't turn him on.

Hmm, that's exactly what I took it to mean, the love is gone and they're moving on. :dunno:
 

Harley Spencer

Official Checked Star Member
If I read the article correctly, there is no mention of what she tried to do outside of wearing lingerie to seduce her husband. Contrary to popular belief it takes more than that to attract men and achieve the likely high-expectations the woman had for "spicing" up their lovelife. It doesn't even sound like she attempted to ask him what he would like, which gives me the the impression that the couple just doesn't want to admit that the divorce is occuring because they do not love each other anymore, as opposed to she can't turn him on.

That's pretty much what I said. That they have no desire to fulfill each others needs outside or inside the bedroom. AKA they aren't in love anymore. They aren't dedicated to each others wants, desires, needs.
 
I have read all three books in the trilogy, Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, and Fifty Shades Freed. I initially bought the first book out of curiosity, to see what all the fuss is about. I had heard that the books were nothing but page after page of BDSM sex, and I was slightly disappointed when I discovered it wasn't page after page of sex until about halfway through the book. I dunno, perhaps the people saying it's nothing but sex are people who aren't very sexually experienced or are very shy and guarded when it comes to sex. Sure, there's a lot more sex in it than the average book, but there most certainly is a story line, and a pretty interesting one at that. The cliff hanger at the end of the first book is what compelled me to read the second and third.

Something that bugged me was how unrealistic the sex is. Ana, the main character, is a virgin when she meets Christian Grey and of course, he takes her virginity. She cums the first time they get intimate from no vaginal stimulation, just boob play. Then they have sex and she cums again. And all throughout the three books, she can orgasm literally on command. "Come for me, Ana!" Every time he tells her to cum, she does. Oh, if only it were that damned easy! Ridiculous.

it is an escape from reality. Christian Grey is this multi-billionaire playboy who showers his submissives with expensive new cars, laptops, phones, dinner, clothes, etc and is seemingly the most attractive man on the planet, with every woman who so much as glances at him blushing and stuttering uncontrollably. He is the epitome of a dominant, having a contract for his submissives to sign entailing rules including no eye contact, must always address him as "Sir," he controls what they wear, eat, how often and how long they sleep, when and how they exercise, what they drive, performs background checks on them, and does not allow them to masturbate either with him or without him.

In any case, regardless of it being unrealistic, it is a good read.

Sounds like I need to read it too
 
The guy had a sugar mama who wanted to spice shit up in the sack and he's complaining? I bet if she offered to tie him up and penetrate his asshole he'd be down.

What I'm trying to get at is he must be gay.
 
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