40 virgins or one woman?

[Skyraider22]

I'll take one

 

[dadolfo]

although, i voted for the one woman, i'm gonna change it to the 40 virgins, more variety and i have time to teach them a thing or twelve.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

I never understood the fascination with virgins. I always figured if someone was fascinated with virgins, they must be small peckered fellas that don’t want the gal to be able to compare them to another man.

 

[StanScratch]

They ain't gonna stay virgins forever. And what if that one is Barbara Bush?

 

[atxraised]

Ditto!

40 women vs ONLY ONE? Experience can be TAUGHT! I'll take the 40 virgins.

But knowing my luck I'd just be poofed into a Star Trek convention! Would have to make sure of what I was getting into!

 

[jasonk282]

40 virgins, that we you can teach them. Plus your bound to find a few that will do whatever they can for you. Like bring you a beer, make you a sandwich etc... They have to exist somewhere. Sadly they are not here on earth.

 

[tunsty]

hmmm..


Knowing God,
you'd get 40 virgins aged 65+..

and one of them would bring their mother along as the 'experienced' one.





Cos' that's just the way shit happens..:dunno:

 

[SgtMarine]

Fuck that I just want one whore that has no gag reflex.

 

[Johan]

Isn't it possible to have 40 womens ? No ? Well, I'll take one... gimme Nina Mercedez, please

 

[rockwell1976]

I'll take my 40 virgins please!

 

[gunslingingbird]

Can I opt for 10 Freeones members instead?

 

[Kingfisher]

Do I get to pick the woman?

 

[tony c]

You know what the fucked up part about the 40 virgins and the muslim faith is?

It's 40 catholic nuns they get.

To quote the great robot, Bender:
"It's not ironic, it's just coincidental!"

 

[weinermobile]

1 woman, because of the experience and because you can't really fuck 40 girls at once

 

[Legzman]

you are a suicide bomber and you go to heaven, and the guy there gives you a choice: 40 giggling virgins, or one women who actually knows what to do.

Sexual comment about underage girl deleted!

what do you choose?


also, i've never heard it said that the virgins are female, but for the purpose of this poll they are. if they really aren't then i guess there's gonna be some awkward moments in muslim suicide heaven...

whoever believes in that shit deserves to die.

 

[STDiva]

I never understood the fascination with virgins. I always figured if someone was fascinated with virgins, they must be small peckered fellas that don’t want the gal to be able to compare them to another man.

Exactly.

Plus, virgins would be boring as fuck. I want a woman who knows what she's doing. Stick a finger in my ass or something you know? Get wild.

 

[Will E Worm]

I'll take the female virgins and it's seventy-two not forty. :tongue:

also, i've never heard it said that the virgins are female, but for the purpose of this poll they are. if they really aren't then i guess there's gonna be some awkward moments in muslim suicide heaven...

Muslims kill "gays" so you should know they are female virgins.

whoever believes in that shit deserves to die.

If I could prove the Muslims faith I would have joined them and be dead by now.

I bet you would have done the same thing.

 

[Lust]

fuck yeah i'll take 40 Virginians. I've been to Virginia, theres some hot women there!

wait....what? :o

 

[lechepicha]

one real nasty and naughty woman for me

 

[CherylFan]

Are you allowed to keep the virgins after you`ve had them? I guess not, or there wouldn`t be much point in the choice. So logically the choice is between having sex just 40 times although with virgins, or an infinite number of times with the same woman. No contest really.