40 virgins or one woman?

[Namreg]

you are a suicide bomber and you go to heaven, and the guy there gives you a choice: 40 giggling virgins, or one women who actually knows what to do.

Sexual comment about underage girl deleted!

what do you choose?


also, i've never heard it said that the virgins are female, but for the purpose of this poll they are. if they really aren't then i guess there's gonna be some awkward moments in muslim suicide heaven...

 

[licker4450]

Give me the virgins. I am poly already so one women doesnt interest me in the afterlife either.

 

[biomech]

I'll take one Eva Angelina instead of 40 virgins.
Eva and I, that would be heaven.:lovecoupl:

 

[Namreg]

I'll take one Eva Angelina instead of 40 virgins.
Eva and I, that would be heaven.:lovecoupl:

well for one of you, at least

 

[ed259r2345]

Depends on the 1 woman

 

[Rey C.]

We're talking about eternity flame here, right? Unless there's separate residences or a gigantic man cave involved (with a big screen and surround sound), I think I'm good solo. :nono:

 

[tartanterrier]

I would have my 40 women virgins :angels:

 

[Cido123]

one real woman, please!

 

[BigSwede]

One,thank you!:hatsoff:

 

[Shadowslayer77]

Way to much training involved in 40 virgins. I'll take the one real woman. Can I choose who it is?

 

[drf]

No thanks, killing myself and others because someone told me God would reward me will an assload of pussy in the afterlife I would tell this guy to fuck himself. There are easier ways of getting laid that don't involve murder.

 

[BlueBalls]

Surely no one in their right mind would want to have to deal with 40 virgins for all eternity. Which does explain a lot when you're talking about suicide bombers.

One woman please. :hatsoff:

 

[Sicario]

I'll take the 40 female virgins. The odds are 40 to 1 that you will eventually find eternal bliss. :angels:

:lovecoupl :love-smi: :blowjob:

 

[Ravenholm]

One woman for me please. And that one woman would be Jessica Alba.

There would be plenty of :blowjob: and :nannerf1: going on.

:nanner:

 

[Baba66]

one real woman, please!

 

[biomech]

well for one of you, at least

Oh don't worry, I'd give her the best 30 seconds of her life.

 

[feller469]

give me the 40. Two or three at a time

 

[The Joker]

I'll go with the one woman option.

Constantly having to buy tampons and toilet paper for 40 virgins is going to get very old, very quickly.

 

[Neutron66]

I'll take the virgins.

They always give up the ass so they can stay virgins.

 

[averageJoe]

40 women vs ONLY ONE? Experience can be TAUGHT! I'll take the 40 virgins.

But knowing my luck I'd just be poofed into a Star Trek convention! Would have to make sure of what I was getting into!