4 Nights Ago I Dreamt I Licked Sarah Huckabee Sanders Asshole While A Gal I Dated From the 90s Watch

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

ed.

It wasn't as bad as you'd think. I had her laying at a decline as I pealed her panties off. I worked my way down then pushed her legs back revealing her asshole. It had a brown ring of pigmentation around it but it was clean. I gave a few quick test licks and everything was fine. Then I started rimming her and inserting the tip of my tongue inside of her. As I was doing this the gal I dated from the 90s watched calmly and asked me how it was. I responded, "Pretty good", then all of the sudden I woke up. Too bad I couldn't have slept another 10 minutes so she could return the favor and kiss my wiener until the white stuff came out.

 

[sean miguel]

welcome to the club.

 

[Rane1071]

Seriously though. Eeew!

:eeew:

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a name I can't be bothered to search for. It already annoys me.

 

[bobjustbob]

Grape soda before bed will do that to you.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Grape soda before bed will do that to you.

I've done worse in my life and without being able to use being loopy off grape soda as an excuse.

This one time at Tokyo Massage over on Lincoln & Pico I allowed the mamasan to pick the girl for me. I wait in the room and this old, chewed-up, scrawny, and saggy Korean woman who smelled of cigarettes and kimchi walked in. Her name was Lana. I'm already there so I try to make the best of it. I thought I'd go for some butt play with her until I saw her anus open up like she was waiting me to feed it bales of hay. I gave up at that point settling for a very toothy blow job then threw her 2 20s and left.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Dude, you really got issues...

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I've done worse in my life and without being able to use being loopy off grape soda as an excuse.

This one time at Tokyo Massage over on Lincoln & Pico I allowed the mamasan to pick the girl for me. I wait in the room and this old, chewed-up, scrawny, and saggy Korean woman who smelled of cigarettes and kimchi walked in. Her name was Lana. I'm already there so I try to make the best of it. I thought I'd go for some butt play with her until I saw her anus open up like she was waiting me to feed it bales of hay. I gave up at that point settling for a very toothy blow job then threw her 2 20s and left.

Umm...

Well holy shit I have nothing.

 

[L3ggy]

 

[ChuckFaze]

:rofl: It was interesting that having read only about two thirds of the title of this thread, without even remotely having checked who started it, I went, "This has to be Dino." :rofl2:

 

[Elwood70]

Threads like this make it worth it...