2012 New Years Resolutions

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
It's almost time to make those resolutions for the new year, so to help you fuckers actually think (I know, it's hard), I've started this thread.

Here's mine:

- Start a public diary of Anders and my swinging sessions for Roald.

- Kick Anders in the balls at least once each work day and 2x on the Sundays he comes over to my house.

- Be a nicer and kinder person. So to do this I won't kick Anders in the balls in his own home.

- Buy more garden gnomes to irritate the hubby.

- Ban Dirk at least once in 2012.

- Somehow put Puma Swede and Roald in a locked room together.

So, what's yours!?
 

Shifty

O.G.
It's almost time to make those resolutions for the new year, so to help you fuckers actually think (I know, it's hard), I've started this thread.

Here's mine:

- Start a public diary of Anders and my swinging sessions for Roald.

- Kick Anders in the balls at least once each work day and 2x on the Sundays he comes over to my house.

- Be a nicer and kinder person. So to do this I won't kick Anders in the balls in his own home.

- Buy more garden gnomes to irritate the hubby.

- Ban Dirk at least once in 2012.

- Somehow put Puma Swede and Roald in a locked room together.

- Post nudes on a daily basis.

So, what's yours!?

Nice!

Mine at this point include:

- Resume daily workouts.
- Cut back on the beer.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
-Lay down more funky beats
-Find a girlfriend
-Get more tattoos
-Keep on with my Dutch lesson's via ITunes
-Take a few Indian food cooking lessons
-Find a girlfriend for my girlfriend when I finally have a girlfriend.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
-Lay down more funky beats
-Find a girlfriend
-Get more tattoos
-Keep on with my Dutch lesson's via ITunes
-Take a few Indian food cooking lessons
-Find a girlfriend for my girlfriend when I finally have a girlfriend.

Why on gods green earth are you learning dutch?
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
I don't know, Petra. Yours sounds more like a bunch of new hobbies than resolutions.

Mine actually is the continuation of a hobby. In 2012, I plan to keep better track of the number of miles I have run each day/week/month and for the year, along with times.
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
I don't make resolutions.

I have two goals for 2012. Finding a job and flying to New York to meet my princess.

I won't make those my resolutions though cause people don't fulfill their resolutions. So I just call them my goals.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
I don't know, Petra. Yours sounds more like a bunch of new hobbies than resolutions.

Mine actually is the continuation of a hobby. In 2012, I plan to keep better track of the number of miles I have run each day/week/month and for the year, along with times.

I just got a new android phone and I've picked out a few apps to test that track time and distance. If they're accurate, I won't have to keep hinting to the hubby I want a garmin forerunner. ;)
 
I just got a new android phone and I've picked out a few apps to test that track time and distance. If they're accurate, I won't have to keep hinting to the hubby I want a garmin forerunner. ;)
wow, u exercise ? mistook u for a slouch pretty Pet . ;)
 
I don't make resolutions.

I have two goals for 2012. Finding a job and flying to New York to meet my princess.

I won't make those my resolutions though cause people don't fulfill their resolutions. So I just call them my goals.

I thought your princess lived in the midwest nowadays, after being born and raised in California. :confused:

I don't make any resultions myself either, I never ever keep them, so why bother even making them? :dunno:
 

CherylFan

Closed Account
It's almost time to make those resolutions for the new year, so to help you fuckers actually think (I know, it's hard), I've started this thread.

Here's mine:

- Start a public diary of Anders and my swinging sessions for Roald.

- Kick Anders in the balls at least once each work day and 2x on the Sundays he comes over to my house.

- Be a nicer and kinder person. So to do this I won't kick Anders in the balls in his own home.

- Buy more garden gnomes to irritate the hubby.

- Ban Dirk at least once in 2012.

- Somehow put Puma Swede and Roald in a locked room together.

So, what's yours!?

I like the idea of gnomes.

My resolutions? To misquote the earlier poster, eat less run some, fuck a massive amount more. And spend far far FAR less time on Freeones or otherwise wasting time scouring the internet watching porn. Instead of spending time watching women on the net havign their breasts sucked, I`m going to work on my gf`s. Instead of watching guys going down on pornstars, I`m going to spend more time going down on my own gf. Instead of watching lots of girls sucking pornstars cocks, I`m going to get my gf to suck me more. And instead of watching pornstars or amateurs getting cum squirted into them, I`m going to fuck my own gf a huge lot more. The only problem may be explaining why the sudden increase in sexual activity!
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
wow, u exercise ? mistook u for a slouch pretty Pet . ;)

Yup, shock shock. ;-) I lift and run. I'd bike, but that got stolen back in May.

I like the idea of gnomes.

My resolutions? To misquote the earlier poster, eat less run some, fuck a massive amount more. And spend far far FAR less time on Freeones or otherwise wasting time scouring the internet watching porn. Instead of spending time watching women on the net havign their breasts sucked, I`m going to work on my gf`s. Instead of watching guys going down on pornstars, I`m going to spend more time going down on my own gf. Instead of watching lots of girls sucking pornstars cocks, I`m going to get my gf to suck me more. And instead of watching pornstars or amateurs getting cum squirted into them, I`m going to fuck my own gf a huge lot more. The only problem may be explaining why the sudden increase in sexual activity!

Yup, I like the idea of gnomes too. I've thought about posting an amazon wishlist full of garden gnomes.

Oh, and another resolution...get your GF to join you on FreeOnes.


Didn't you know? You're my target for 2012 instead of Plasma.
 
Yup, shock shock. ;-) I lift and run. I'd bike, but that got stolen back in May.



Yup, I like the idea of gnomes too. I've thought about posting an amazon wishlist full of garden gnomes.

Oh, and another resolution...get your GF to join you on FreeOnes.



Didn't you know? You're my target for 2012 instead of Plasma.

yep, he is mine too -- in my cross-hair !nasty !
 
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