20 Signs You're a Big, Flapping Douche Bag

[joop26]

Do I need to be identified as a douchebag before this starts happening, or do I get to bang them all first to get that tag?

I just need to know the rules, cause I think I'd be down for some douchbagdom.

Being a douchebag isn't that bad! I've had the pleasure of Jamie LaMore, ohhh she was so tiny, tight and delicious! Karisma Marie, we just met up last night and usually bang once a week... She is my avatar! Valerie Vasquez... wasn't too impressed and Hailey Scott... not impressed there either!

Next on my list is Victoria Sin, Taylor Rayne, Jaslin Diaz, Isis Taylor and Cassandra Calogera!

I can't wait!:eek:

 

[Kingfisher]

Holy crap that was like a douche bag review.

#3 You style your hair to resemble a fucking rooster.

 

[tiger1977]

Guess I need to stop shopping at Gap ***'s for my clothes now. Damn you johnnystyro for making me feel this way!!!

 

[The Dildo]

Why though it's what they want to wear? Freedom of choice who cares if they look like a d bag because someone else thinks that. That just means there close minded to other peoples choices.

STFU douchebag

 

[ChefChiTown]

STFU douchebag

Hmm...IAF?

 

[Will E Worm]

How you got that connection puzzles me. I live in Saint Paul. I grew up somewhat poor due to my parents being separated, but that's really besides the point.

No I'm not from a ghetto, but I've been working since I was 14-15 doing odd jobs and at the age of 16 I got a real job at Arby's. Yea it's not the greatest job, but it helped me to afford the things I needed and some items I wanted.

I wasn't talking about you.

Fourteen year olds should be watching cartoons.

 

[cookiecutter1]

Yep Someone else is always going to **** you for some reason. No matter what. So who cares?

*Rocks his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles T-shirt proudly.

And also Nintendo T-shirts

 

[habo9]

Ha ha I agree with everyone of them :thumbsup:

 

[sexarise! chick]

Lmao...the pictures alone shows that there douche bags....

Tammy

 

[skechers]

I think the first step in determining whether or not you're a douchebag should be: Write down your name on a piece of paper and then read it back to yourself. If it says "John Mayer" or "Jack Johnson"... you're a douche.