2 questions you can never answer truthfully

[Psychology]

1)Are you ******?
2)Will the next word that comes out of your mouth be "no"?

 

[Dawn]

3) Are you lying?

 

[ChefChiTown]

1)Are you ******?
2)Will the next word that comes out of your mouth be "no"?

I can answer both of those truthfully.

1) No, I'm not ******.
2) Nope.

What do I win, what do I win?!?!?!

 

[Psychology]

Actually, I should have put "you can answer yes to" in the ******** quetion, as you can tell someone that you are not *****. I fail.

 

[calpoon]

yes we have no bananas

 

[Will E Worm]

1)Are you ******?
2)Will the next word that comes out of your mouth be "no"?

That's two questions?

I can answer, "I was ****** until you rudely awakened Will E."

Unless it's an emergency never **** me up. :nono:

 

[CRASHnBURN]

Actually, I should have put "you can answer yes to" in the ******** quetion, as you can tell someone that you are not *****. I fail.

Yes you did. Nice try though. :thumbsup:

 

[senob44]

3) Are you lying?

Yeah, this one fails too. What's wrong with a person saying "no"? Why do they have to be lying if they answer "no"?

A much better topic: "Things you can not say truthfully"

1. I am not here.
2. I am not alive.
3. I am lying.

 

[capetonian]

1. no, I don't feel like it
2. I don't like my nipples sucked :o

 

[maildude]

3. "Are you fondling any other women besides your girlfriend?"--as asked by your girlfriend.
4. "Did you lock your little ******* in the closet?"--as asked by your ******.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Yeah, this one fails too. What's wrong with a person saying "no"? Why do they have to be lying if they answer "no"?

A much better topic: "Things you can not say truthfully"

1. I am not here.
2. I am not alive.
3. I am lying.

Also,

4. This sentence does not exist.

 

[BlueBalls]

1)Are you ******?
2)Will the next word that comes out of your mouth be "no"?

If someone asks me that my answer to them would be........



FUCK OFF

 

[gunslingingbird]

If someone asks me that my answer to them would be........



FUCK OFF

No, seriously? BlueBalls telling someone to fuck off? You're kidding, right?

 

[BlueBalls]

No, seriously? BlueBalls telling someone to fuck off? You're kidding, right?

FUC..........nah, its too easy

Seriously old bean, move along now or one may get vexed.

 

[tunsty]

I often say 'No' in my *****.. well, I think I do..
I'm never awake to hear myself.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I often say 'No' in my *****.. well, I think I do..
I'm never awake to hear myself.

Hmm, me too. I've been told that I talk in my ***** and, at times, have actually had full conversations with "someone". But, how the fuck am I supposed to know that? :dunno:

 

[jibbijib]

Ha-ha too bad I'm not even talking suckkerrrrrrss

 

[ghoul]

actually i kinda did answer the 1st question truthfully once...my friend called me and i said i was ******** but the morning i didnt remember talking to her at all

 

[Becks...poamr]

"Am I bigger than your ex(es)?"
"Are you a virgin?"

 

[Dawn]

Yeah, this one fails too. What's wrong with a person saying "no"? Why do they have to be lying if they answer "no"?

Guantanamo is full of people who answered no :eek: