2/10 would not bang.

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
There’s this running joke on the internet about an acne-scarred C.H.U.D. (or Butthurt Dweller) finding fault with any and all images of women in order to alleviate the self-hatred and loneliness that goes along with being a neckbearded netizen — “I can’t find a decent woman, not because I’m just awful in every way, but because all the women in my town have such big foreheads and stubby toes. Disgusting!”

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I fucking love the comments about Angelina Jolie.
 
Half of those girls are cutters all stemmed from them not getting a pony on Christmas.
 
alright.. so this **** is actually pretty fucking funny now that i look at it. also, wtf with chuck norris! hes always been super boring!
 
:D Butthurt Dweller. Nice.
I like the one, "Hazel eyes: pick green or brown, not both".


alright.. so this **** is actually pretty fucking funny now that i look at it. also, wtf with chuck norris! hes always been super boring!

Yeah, maybe. But Chuck's got an extra fist under his beard, so nobody's game to tell him that.
 
alright.. so this **** is actually pretty fucking funny now that i look at it. also, wtf with chuck norris! hes always been super boring!

They once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it didn't work because Chuck Norris doesn't take **** from anyone. :cool:
 
Chuck Norris is a bible freak. That destroys any and all memetic badass statuses he might have had before.
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Imagine me including a poster "A bible freak: -infinity/10, would not bang, nor should anybody else, ever" with the picture of Chuck Norris to this post, because I don't really give a **** about actually making one.
 
Then why be an asshole and take the time to run down the entire thread? Don't be a humorless dick.
 
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