15 year old shoots himself in the PENIS.

[Ace Boobtoucher]

And you thought the Plaxico Buress case was stupid. Penis.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/regional/brooklyn/so_much_for_packing_um_rod_jXKO6I6jK3RgVNDNWClDoI

 

[24788]

Well at least he fought back! Wouldn't let his penis take over his life. Once your penis starts to think for you it's over.

Yea, I can't really disagree with you on this one.

 

[Neutron66]

He was wondering what guys meant when they referred to "shooting their wad."

 

[busenbust]

(Quite a few negative comments about the layout of the NYPOST website LOL.)

 

[24788]

(Quite a few negative comments about the layout of the NYPOST website LOL.)

Yea, I noticed that also. Why the negative comments? Does it lag more now?

 

[Mauser98k]

at least he won't have any stupid kids.

 

[busenbust]

Yea, I noticed that also. Why the negative comments? Does it lag more now?

^Well, not exactly the 'cleanest' of websites IMO.

 

[StanScratch]

Stupidity is the best form of gun control. This is, in fact, why I am not a fan of gun control - though I consider myself quite liberal. As long as these Darwinian runners ups continue shooting themselves in the dick, their chances of breeding decreases.
And, it gives me a large chance for some tail.

 

[Kingfisher]

I would say, that falls into the catagory of Stupid is as stupid does. Not only was he carrying a gun in his wasitband, he clearly was an idiot and shot himself in his dick as a result, be he went home to show his mommy instead of going to the hospital first. This is the universes way of saying, you should not breed...

 

[b00mslug]

How could anyone do that to themselves??

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Someone needs to post this at darwin awards straight away.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

:sing: What would you do-O-o-O-o-O for a Klondike Bar? :sing:

Announcer: Would you shoot yourself in the crotch?

15-year-old BET generation youth: Hells yeah, fool! *grabs gun*

 

[GregCentauro]

So much for the benefits of the Second Amendment... I see a beautiful parable in this story. Gun owner shoots himself in the crotch. :1orglaugh

 

[Master_Gio]

Well, that kid wins the dumbass of the month award!

 

[BlueBalls]

Ah, this is nice. A good light hearted story about a fucking moron blowing his cock off.

What could be better.....

 

[Skyraider22]

Well it is over for him before it even started 15 with no dick oh goodness:1orglaugh I can't say I feel bad for him of course when I was 15 my penis was my best friend hell it still is :hatsoff:

 

[Wainkerr99]

15 years old. With a gun. It is not just the gun control law that needs to be amended. It is the whole area. It has been so long now that children in New York walk around threatening and being threatened. What kind of a life is it for these kids?

You think this child would at least have learned something from other's mistakes, or heard of the safety switch, or have learned it isn't macho to own a gun.

"More than a licence for a gun>>>" from "Englishman in New York" by Sting.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Not just a Darwin Award, but kid’s Mom needs a "Worst Parent Award". 15 year old kid out at 1:30 am with an illegal loaded gun.

 

[georges]

stupidity at its best.

 

[tartanterrier]

To lose your pecker and get arrested must be some night out :1orglaugh