to my friends here at freeones. i am desperately in need of $10k so i can fly ouy to L.A. and get wildly fucked by some porn stars. i am tired of sitting in this rotten little town i live in in upstate ny and jacking off to all these porn babes on line. i figure that many of us are in the same boat but one of us can be saved(why not me).so i figure about $2000 will cover the plane fair and hotel accomadtions and the rest will cover the babes (fuck eating and all that other ****). remember this is the season for giving. thank you in advance . nina, priya, sienna here i cum.
$10k needed please help.
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Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
You are kidding me right?
First you open your ridiculous "contest" and now you want us to give you money that you can fuck a Pornstar?!
I dont even know what to say! So mommie didnt give you enough Pocket Money huh?
First you open your ridiculous "contest" and now you want us to give you money that you can fuck a Pornstar?!
I dont even know what to say! So mommie didnt give you enough Pocket Money huh?
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Skyraider22
The One and Only Big *****
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send me your bank details and i'll transfer the money right over
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I'm tired of your shitty threads.
and make me a grill cheese sandwich please
well. you mongo are asking for a rediculas amount of money so you dont have to work. i on the other hand am asking my compadres here for help (during this season of giving). so i can stop wacking off to pics in the macys flyer in the sunday paper. do you see now how impractical and selfish you are being.in fact, now that i think about it. i think it would be wonderfully generous and seasonaly un selfish for one of the beautiful girls here cough;nina,cough. to offer me a freeone via freeones. merry christmas to all.your friend, naldo the ass pincher.
yes, they are all very lovely ladies who should all get along with each other. not just to make more lesbian films , but to have a friend when needed. but sometimes its unfetchable.
because I love woman and they should not ***** each other. state of being.
because I love woman and they should not ***** each other. state of being.
it makes sense
i for one hope you arent referring to me or anybody else you disrespected here on the freeones forum for asking for such a rediculous handout. u want to have a little getaway to heaven for a while, do what everyone else does who wants a vacation. save till u got the amount its gunna cost, or hit up ur bank for a loan. **** while ur at it get a video camera and tape the ordeals. then its an investment. a start to your own website. that trip will pay for itself eventually
LOL .... Why don't I cum to you honey!! but seriously some of your girls not including me do outcalls in NY look it up or email them...
Why is everyone taking this thread seriously? It's obviously a joke topic.
Then consider it joke insults to a joke of a poster, eh.
