10 Ways to Avoid a Cop Giving You a Speeding Ticket

People who get speeding tickets are often guilty of more than simply driving faster than the posted limit. Their chief offense? It's getting noticed in the first place. That's the first domino to fall in the ugly chain of events that leads to a piece of "payin' paper."

Here are some common sense ways to run under a cop's radar -- literally:

· Drive within 5-10 mph of surrounding traffic. Cops are usually looking for drivers who are going noticeably faster than the other cars on the road. If you're within a pack of cars all going 5 to 10 mph over the limit, you've automatically improved your odds of not being the one that gets pulled over for a speeding ticket, even though you're all technically speeding. The cop has to pick one car; if you go with the flow of traffic, it probably won't be you. And it definitely won't be you if you don't speed in the first place.

· Try to stay in the middle of the pack. If you're the lead car, logic says you'll be the first car to run past any cop's radar trap up ahead and get a speeding ticket. And if you're the last car, you'll be the one the police officer rolls up behind. That means the safest place is in the middle -- just like a gazelle fleeing a hungry lion by seeking safety in the middle of the herd.

· Find a "rabbit." If you can't find a pack of cars going the speed you'd like to maintain, the next best thing is to find yourself a rabbit -- a solitary driver traveling the speed you'd like to drive that you can follow discretely, about 50-100 yards back. If there's a cop using radar, hopefully the rabbit will trip the trap and get a speeding ticket, not you. And if he brakes suddenly, you have just received your early warning in time to take defensive action.

· Do not change lanes frequently, tailgate or otherwise drive aggressively. In addition to being rude and dangerous, you're just asking for a trucker or someone with a cell phone to call the cops and give them a description of your vehicle and license plate number. Always use your signals and be courteous to fellow drivers. It's safer, and it will help you fade into the background.

· Avoid the fast lane. Use the far left lane to pass when necessary, but try to stay in the middle lanes when possible. Reason? If a cop is lurking in a cutout along the median strip (or coming at you from the opposite direction on a divided highway) the speeder in the far left lane is the one most likely to become the target. Drivers who get nailed with speeding tickets are often the type who rack it up to 10 or 15 over the limit and remain in the far left lane.

· Watch for cutouts and modulate your speed accordingly. On many highways, there are cutouts in the median strip every couple of miles. Usually, you can see these in plenty of time to slow down a little bit in case there's a cop lurking behind the bushes ready to give you a speeding ticket.

· Don't speed when you are the only car on the road. If you ignore this warning it's the equivalent of plastering a "ticket me!" bumper sticker on your vehicle. Even if you're only doing five mph over the posted limit, if there's a cop using radar, he's got nothing to look at but you. Lonesome speeding is even more dangerous in small towns, where radar traps and aggressive enforcement by cops can be common. And never speed late at night. Drunk-driving patrols are heavy and cops are more inclined to pull you over for any offense in order to check you for signs of alcohol. Don't give them a reason.

· If it's OK legally, get a radar detector. Yes, they're expensive (good ones, anyhow). But a one-time hit of, say, $300 for a decent radar detector is cheaper than even a single big speeding ticket and the higher insurance costs that will come with it. Radar detectors are legal in most states and well worth the investment to avoid a speeding ticket.

And Finally:

· If possible, drive a nondescript vehicle. It may not be fair, but it's human nature to notice things that stand out from the crowd. Bright-colored cars, those with loud exhaust or other pimped-out enhancements are the cars more likely to draw a cop's initial attention than ordinary-looking, family-type cars. Since the cop has to single out one car, which car do you suppose is the likely candidate for a speeding ticket? The bright yellow Mustang GT with 20-inch chrome rims? Or the silver Taurus?

If you do get pulled over while driving a fancy, high-profile car, your odds of getting a speeding ticket versus a warning have probably gone up. If you're driving a fast-looking hot rod, the cop is going to assume you use it and deserve a ticket more than the guy in a family-looking ride whose plea that he "didn't realize he was speeding, officer" comes off as more believable.

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There was a guy on my high school football team that once got out of a ticket by showing the cop his driver's license. The picture looked like a fish gasping out of the water, and, when the cop saw it, he burst into laughter, gave the license back, and said, "Drive safely," before laughing all the way back to his car. I guess not being photogenetic helped this guy.
 
What about one of those awful PBA (Policeman's Benevolent Assoc.) or FOP (Fraternal Order of Police) stickers on your back window???
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
Find a "rabbit." If you can't find a pack of cars going the speed you'd like to maintain, the next best thing is to find yourself a rabbit -- a solitary driver traveling the speed you'd like to drive that you can follow discretely, about 50-100 yards back. If there's a cop using radar, hopefully the rabbit will trip the trap and get a speeding ticket, not you. And if he brakes suddenly, you have just received your early warning in time to take defensive action.

So, you won't be pulled over, but the guy in front will be and given a ticket going the same speed you were going?

Shouldn't both speeders be given tickets?

I guess some people are allowed to get away with speeding.
Sounds like a double standard and hypocritical.

If they can't give everyone a ticket then no one should get a ticket.
Also, the police shouldn't speed. I've caught my far share of speeding police cruisers.
I was behind one and he was going at least thirty miles over the speed limit.
I was going about the same speed right behind him.

What was he going to do? Turn around and give me a ticket for doing the same thing he was doing? :tongue:


Also, officers sleeping in their vehicles. How many have caught them doing this?
 
What about one of those awful PBA (Policeman's Benevolent Assoc.) or FOP (Fraternal Order of Police) stickers on your back window???

There was a cop on the radio a few months ago who dispelled that as a myth. He said that, while they're thankful that you support them, they won't let you break the law as a thank you. ;)
 

jasonk282

Banned
What about one of those awful PBA (Policeman's Benevolent Assoc.) or FOP (Fraternal Order of Police) stickers on your back window???

I have a pittsburgh fallen officers sticker with their badge numbers on it. Does pretty good job to get out of tickets
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Yes, but most of us can't create fear like you can when you do that.

:rofl:

Yeah, those are ALL really great points. And accurate too. I had a really cool cop that taught my last driver education course (a judge suggested that I spend a Saturday in a group environment a few years ago... or buy a good pair of walking shoes :( ), and he answered all kinds of questions from the class after the test. I think he mentioned everything in the OP. He also mentioned that cops are less likely to run radar in the rain. So if you're going to run fast by yourself, it's less likely that you'll get caught in the rain - more likely that you'll wreck, but a ticket is a ticket.

I usually take tickets pretty well. But when my ex got out of a ticket for going 55 in a 35 and the same asshole cop gave me a ticket, on the same street, for going 45 in a 35, I was pissed. But I didn't muster up any crocodile tears and I don't sport 36D's, so there ya go. In all the years we were together, she never got a ticket. :dunno:
 
I got let go wasted out of my gorde three times in a one month span back around '04. Then about a year later I rolled my Cavy at about 2am, took off and ran, then had a helicopter, half the Maplewood police force looking for me at this golf course I ran through. I cell'd my buddy, he picked me up at the other side of the course and wouldn't you know it, they pulled us over and saw my leg covered in blood and checked my liscense to my car's. I've talked about that incident on here before; I lost about $12k that night all because I drove drunk. But since, I have had zero tickets, and I've been driving ever since. I baby the heck out of my Cavy now and rarely speed.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
What about one of those awful PBA (Policeman's Benevolent Assoc.) or FOP (Fraternal Order of Police) stickers on your back window???

Oh God, I hate those. When I used to raise money for police-related associations, people used to looooove getting one of those stickers in return for their donations. I don't know why though, because I've never met any officer that actually let somebody off just for having a PBA sticker on their car. In fact, the reason that PBAs and other police groups hand those stickers out in the first place is to tag the cars that are more than likely breaking the law. Chances are, if you have a PBA sticker on your bumper, you have it there to get out of a speeding ticket - because you speed a lot.
 
Play up your cleevage. Works for me all the time......

The only cleavage I got is at the back...but I suppose that might work if the cop is gay!
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
I just heard this. Thought it was pretty timely.

Super Speeders being targeted:

Georgia now adds an extra $200 fine to the tickets of "super speeders" — defined as drivers caught traveling more than 75 mph on two-lane roads or 85 mph on any road. The new fine, which Gov. Sonny Perdue sought for three years before it was enacted July 1, is expected to generate $23 million a year to help the state's trauma hospitals.

There was a two year +/- period when that $23 million would have come from just me! Sonofabitch! :eek:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-08-18-bad-drivers_N.htm
 
In Ontario, they're planning on reducing the speed limit by 10km/h- their reason: people always go 10 above the speed limit, so if you put the speed limit at 50, then everyone will be going at 60- the speed limit we now have...
All the better for me and my 18 year old Slotegra :)
 

jasonk282

Banned
So, you won't be pulled over, but the guy in front will be and given a ticket going the same speed you were going?

Shouldn't both speeders be given tickets?

I guess some people are allowed to get away with speeding.
Sounds like a double standard and hypocritical.

If they can't give everyone a ticket then no one should get a ticket.
Also, the police shouldn't speed. I've caught my far share of speeding police cruisers.
I was behind one and he was going at least thirty miles over the speed limit.
I was going about the same speed right behind him.

What was he going to do? Turn around and give me a ticket for doing the same thing he was doing? :tongue:


Also, officers sleeping in their vehicles. How many have caught them doing this?

This actually happened to me this past weekkend. Comming home from visiting friends in centeral Pa, we were on teh turnpike and I was doing about 75, limit is 65. This lexus came flying up in the passing lane and I told my wife we found our rabbitt. Sure enough the car passes me and is about 30 feet in front of me when we pass a state trooper, light come on and pulls the rabbit over, at that point the rabbitt could not be going anywhere over 80.

So no Will E we won't get pulled over how is ONE cop going to pull over several cars?

Maybe your always the rabbitt.

Another way is to support the police. I have a Pittsburgh Police fallen hero sticker on my truck and they pretty much give me a free pass
Oh an the litte Iraq Vet sticker and my military ID that i keep with my DL actually helps to.
 
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