10 things a woman should say

[shayd]

rofl this thread makes me want to make my own list of things my dream guy would say to me haha.

1. I have bacon.

:1orglaugh

 

[rizwano]

thanks for the replies

well, i'm sure Spexy Ashleigh fans wanna knw wat's the 10 things her dream man must say to her.

 

[DP Maniac]

Great thread!

 

[STDiva]

1. The Lakers are my favourite team.
2. The 49ers are my favourite team.
3. The RedWings are my favourite team.
4. The Dodgers are my favourite team.
5. Superbad is a terrible movie.
6. You are not a racist.
7. Besides 3-4 sports, the Olympics are fucking boring.

 

[alexpnz]

Do
You
Want
a
Sandwich
After
Your
Blow
Job
Dear?

:hatsoff:

 

[Death-Proof-69]

below are things that a woman should say to a man

1. Of course I'll swallow it all, I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to *****?
3. I'm bored, let's shave my pussy.
4. Oh come on, let's get a porno, a case of **** and invite a male/female over for a threesome.
5. If I don't get to give you a blowjob soon I swear I'm gonna scream!
6. I know it's alot tighter back there but would you please try again?
7. You're so sexy when you're ***** and even more when you're hungover.
8. No, I'd rather stay here and watch football and ***** **** than go shopping.
9. I signed up for Yoga classes so I can get my ankles behind my head for you, Honey.
10. You look tired; you should go right to ***** as soon as we have sex tonight

hmmm, i've heard equivalents of all those except 7 and 9...far less dumb and submissive though...i like women who have confidence and are comfortable with themselves and do **** because they want to

 

[Ace Bandage]

1. Yes, Nicholas Cage is a horrible fucking actor.
2. I got us bleacher seats at Wrigley today and reserved a hotel room for after the game. Surprise!
3. I don't mind if you go to the strip club. I'm secure in our relationship and totally trust your judgment. Just don't empty the bank account.
4. I love Death Cab! Let's see them in concert this month.
5. I can't wait for the month of May. I always go up for qualifications and the Indy 500.
6. Sushi is my favorite food. I can also makes the rolls myself. Wanna try some?
7. **** is fine, but I really enjoy a good glass of ****.
8. Yes, Goodfellas is probably the best movie of all-time.
9. I fucking **** Lebron.
10. We should totally name our first ***** after Peyton Manning.

 

[D-rock]

The original posters list seems like it was created by a juvenile 13 year old boy just hitting puberty. :dunno: (I assume he got the list somewhere else.)

To be fair a lot of the others are the same way.

 

[Taylor Vixen]

below are things that a woman should say to a man

1. Of course I'll swallow it all, I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to *****?
3. I'm bored, let's shave my pussy.
4. Oh come on, let's get a porno, a case of **** and invite a male/female over for a threesome.
5. If I don't get to give you a blowjob soon I swear I'm gonna scream!
6. I know it's alot tighter back there but would you please try again?
7. You're so sexy when you're ***** and even more when you're hungover.
8. No, I'd rather stay here and watch football and ***** **** than go shopping.
9. I signed up for Yoga classes so I can get my ankles behind my head for you, Honey.
10. You look tired; you should go right to ***** as soon as we have sex tonight

haha!!! Number 3 is my favorite!