10 Popular Porn scenarios that Seem Highly Implausible

Whoever created the idea of Big Sausage Pizza should be dragged out into the street and beat mercilessly while all the folks nearby gather around and cheer. I'm surprised they didn't list Freaks of Cock, maybe one of the few things even stupider than Big Sausage Pizza. That new thing where they have the guys having sex with the people that are asleep also makes it's creators worthy of having their heads kicked in. ;)
 
That pizza sex thing is ruining two of my favourite things at the same time - shame on you !

The sleeping sex thing is taking the fun out of napping

If they manage to somehow demean tea and cakes, that's my entire life ruined
 
Captain stabbing is alright. Decent site. It's gone now though
 
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