1 of the greatest press conference meltdowns EVER!

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Evidently, he's a man and he's 40.

 

Namreg

Banned
bow before the master of all press conferences, diego maradona:

"can i ask you a question?"
"no, because you have a dick up your ass."
and he says it so nonchalantly.

and uli hoeness, manager of bayern munich:

he's yelling at munich's own fans, telling them that he cannot stand being criticised any longer because the fans themselves are responsible for a bad atmosphere at the club, and that he has been "ripping my ass open" for years so that he can provide fans with 7 euro stadium tickets "while we steal money from the pockets of those in the luxury seats".
:)
 
Holy fuck.

I saw that shit at my boy's (Shawn) house when we were like still in JH and some pot head brought the Faces of Death VHS over. It was really something. The crazy thing is that is actual footage, not some fake shit. That shit actually happened and that's actually what your mellon looks like after you release a .357 slug into it. :surprise:

I know it's out of context, so just to keep with the theme, Derrick Coleman did a funny ass interview a while back that had me rollin'. For the life of me I can't remember when (early 00s?) but it was great. I will post relevant conferences from now on. Promise. ;)
 
I saw that shit at my boy's (Shawn) house when we were like still in JH and some pot head brought the Faces of Death VHS over. It was really something. The crazy thing is that is actual footage, not some fake shit. :surprise:


I saw that as a .gif around the internet and always assumed it was fake. Wrong.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
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