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Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Well I did....20 years ago maybe. Mostly at central stations.

Ha! I remembered my PSN account and my password!

Me: "Na bro. I'm not into watching movies and tv shows anymore." Also me: "A 3h Endless Expert Run on Super Mario Maker 2 on youtube?! Omg YES!!"

Dental plan!

When I was a teenage boy I never thought I would find a (good) job or the love of my life. I was the shy one, an introvert, never stood up for myself. But now something has changed.

Late night with the devil

What an odd thing to say

Do I need the BCL Fook Finger patch? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAZNNqMsI93/

Remember to always say "Thank you" to your Alexa.

No one will try to kidnap you if you are a worthless piece of shit

I want sex

In Germany we say: "You are what you eat." But I don't remember eating a miserable piece of shit.

Lisa needs braces!

It's Bart's moon party from outer space with R2D2 playing the bass!

EkelhAFD!

Yeah, pretty much. Even though it is "short" when you rush through it. But you can get iconic cyberware, new clothes and of course new weapons.

There are two females, but only one of them is heterosexual.

There is no "right" or "wrong" in this game. I pretty much farm XP points before going into "the heist"-mission (thats appproximately lvl 36 or something). Storywise you can make decisions that seem to be "bad" or "worse", but then when you dig deeper into the story or collect shards or meet...

I bought Horizon: Forbidden West for my PS5. Only have played like 10 hrs our so, even due to the fact I have plenty of free time. I don't know, maybe I am bored. Never thought I'd be getting bored of playing video games.

I automatically assume that a job is not worth of my time

You guys actually think with your cocks instead of your brain?

What the hell happened here?

I need a ticket to Candy Island.

Why do I watch videos of dead malls? Is it because I am also dead inside?

Why are you geh?!11!!

Das halte ich für ein Gerücht

Bordelle sind aber auch nicht mehr das, was sie mal waren.

Ich hab das Gefühl ich muss noch mal richtig einen wegstecken. So richtig.

Fast richtig

Okay. Ich muss vielleicht etwas ausholen dabei: Ich bin kein Survival-Mensch, kein Prepper oder Outdoor-Waldläufer und schon gar kein Soldat. Ich verurteile Schusswaffen (auch und gerade weil hier Schützenfeste veranstaltet werden). Schlagringe, Butterflies und Springmesser sind asozial und...

§ 42a WaffG ist scheiße!

When I was young I always struggled to find a job and a woman that I love to raise a family and live happily together. But now that I'm in my mid 30's I can finally say: I don't give a damn.

Hi, ich selber habe "natürlich" meine Sorgen, wie die nahe Zukunft sein wird. Ich persönlich werde aber mMn gut über die Runden kommen. Aber ich merke auch, dass mich das schlaucht. Was mich auch umtreibt ist der gesellschaftliche Wandel: ich habe das Gefühl die Hemmschwelle für Gewalt und...

Shoes are hard socks

Mobs don't spawn on half slaps

Sleep is just a window to another universe.

Dicke Titten!

Ich fand's irgendwie cool, wie gechillt Quälix vorher immer geblieben ist

Does Cara Delevingne suck cocks for money?

What does that mean?

So a little while ago I was walking down the beach to shoot some houses. But I was not the president of the US, so I wasn't privilegded enough to do so. #monumentmythos

I ate ravioli today. Tasted like human skin. I have some ideas now.....

Still depression, but "lesser" depression than sunday

So wie ein "Freedom-Day".

Depression always hits me hard on sundays