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  1. Duke Klingenpooper

    *2024 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Do not be too suspicious of the Indian. Yes, they are often imperious, sometimes obnoxious. You think you're better than me? Good. Keep thinking that. But no. They are ancient. Mohenjo-Daro. The Vedas. They knew God before God begot you. They know some stuff.
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    NFL '23 Season Thread

    Herbert is the real deal. As good as Burrow, but not recognized as such (usually, anyway - that's what AFC champ games do for you). As to your second point, amen. Can't wait. Any truth at all to the Commanders opting for another name change? Wait too long, and it's a bad idea, methinks.
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    The Biden Presidency

    Google search fun! "Biden has cognitive decline" vs "Trump has cognitive decline" You're welcome. Literally, every thinking human being online just told you what you already know: Blubberin Biden likes his Jell-O with banana, and his diaper tight.
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    Shannon Klingman

    That's doctor Shannon, if you're nasty.
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    Senator John Fetterman

    Fetterman's Hospitalization Is Reminder Media Lied To Get Him Elected Interesting analysis of media treatment of Feinstein's obvious decline vs Fetterman's **************, and Duckworth's disability by contrast. Gross, what partisanship does to integrity. So many victims! Fetterman, not the least.
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    What is the point of websites where you need to be a "friend" of the uploader to watch their content?

    👌😂 that's synchronicity - stay out of jackbooted pre-dawn raids, I mean trouble, you guys
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    🤣👏 leans in to the mic

    🤣👏 leans in to the mic
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    just kidding what they don't break they take 🤣

    just kidding what they don't break they take 🤣
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    What should we, FreeOnes, do better?

    legacy issue ectomy expensive but worth it
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    Cuckolding, any style

    Rachael Cavalli, CuckoldSessions (cont'd)
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    Cuckolding, any style

    Rachael Cavalli is a whore for BBC, CuckoldSessions
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    The Biden Presidency

    As the Washington Post reported a year ago, “Over the course of 14 months, the Chinese energy conglomerate [CEFC] and its executives paid $4.8 million to entities controlled by Hunter Biden and his uncle…” Joe Biden’s China problem just got a whole lot worse Meantime, sleepy Joe is telling you...
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    TV TV Commercials

    If this were made today, it would suffer an avalanche of cancel and blistering shaming BANNING and boycotting. But it doesn't change the fact that those ******** can dance, and they wouldn't be held back. Then or now. Nobody puts fruity marshmallow **** in the corner.
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Lacy Lennon playing with her ass which I think most of us would do in her place. I wish I could be in her place playing with her ass.
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    Should there just be a "Mass shooting in the US" sticky thread?

    Cowardly ambush assholes that (I believe is often the case) don't see any value to or worth in their lives, would maybe off themselves from the despair of being but they don't have the guts, or they don't want to go out quietly, resigned - jagoffs that spray their angst and existential bs in...
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    It’s Time For Term Limits For Supreme Court Justices

    Representatives, yes - Supreme Court justices, NO They were created as a lifetime appointment for a reason. World history is replete with examples of the larger body recognizing that age, experience, and a lifetime's knowledge of a thing (like US law) qualify one for a position of special...
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    Huge: Feinstein to Be Investigated

    She had a long way to go before she could give renowned homophobe, KKK chapter founder, and professed hero of Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden, Senator (D) Robert C Byrd, a run for his money. The democrat segregationist spent a whopping 51 years, 5 months, and 26 days fighting for segregationists...
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    Huge: Feinstein to Be Investigated

    Derp. Another ancient, corrupt democrat that gets lost in her walk-in closet. Dianne Feinstein Is Told She Already Announced Retirement In Statement
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    Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz: What's His Deal?

    “The Department of Justice has confirmed to Congressman Gaetz’s attorneys that their investigation has concluded and that he will not be charged with any crimes,” the statement said. Another swing and a miss from a weaponized, politicized DoJ. Cleaning all the Obama/Clinton/Biden scuzz out of...
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    Angela White

    Excerpts from an interview with Kieran Lee - dicked Angela White into the hospital. Adult actress reportedly taken to hospital after shooting scene: 'Almost ****** her'
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    That guy died. He was like 57.
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    How Republicans Use Abortion To Manipulate Christians

    and Roe v Wade was always vulnerable law, a poorly come-to decision by 9 men, 5 of whom were democrat by appointment (Eisenhower identified, publicly and as a voting adult, as a democrat and switched parties later for political convenience). A bad, vulnerable decision that ushered in a totally...
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    The Biden Presidency

    Yup. And the crimes and deceit that they accused President Trump’s ****** of, baselessly, Biden and his ****** are now being investigated for. Hypocrisy, thy name is democrat.
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    Pick one babe with best body for the country

    Known alternately as Katka, Katerina, Sarah, and a half dozen others, a very pretty and all natural Czech girl from back in the day:
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    How Republicans Use Abortion To Manipulate Christians

    and how the Democrat party uses abortion to manipulate female voters. They exposed their disengenuousness by saying "my body my choice" and "vax or banishment, punishment, defamation, exile" out of the opposing corners of their mouths. Firing soldiers and airmen, teachers, nurses. Kind of...
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    Convicted criminal President Donald Trump's Legacy

    Ronnie D would cruise to a win over what's his bucket and the cackle suit. He's only got to survive Trump. I don't see them coming together and big T taking another 4 off. The heinousness, the un-American and mean-spirited ****** that the hand-wringing, hypocritical, victim-boohoo, hateful logic...
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    NFL '22 Season Thread

    Without a doubt, Geno deserves that comeback award. I heard persuasive arguments for coach of the year going to Pete Carroll (groan, but yeah, he got a lot out of them) and that little fellow in Miami. I thought Pederson had a chance at it. Can't argue with Daboll though. Not sure I buy Mahomes...
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    Chicks showing ass & looking back over their shoulder!!!

    and Madison Rose's ass laughs in the face of the physics of human anatomy physiology - impossible ass, but there she is
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    Shemales Hot Asses

    You got buns, you got sausage, you got Celine Dijjon - that's party food
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    Convicted criminal President Donald Trump's Legacy

    President Trump presided over a briskly growing economy, President Trump began to bring manufacturing back to America, President Trump began to staunch the flow of ******* immigrants to the United States, President Trump delivered some of the lowest gas prices of the last twenty years, and under...
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    Look who Long Island voted for in New York's Third Congressional District ...

    He looks like he's sizing you up. Like, "if I just go ahead and eat the clothes, can I eat this person before the Uber gets here?" because he's a gross human/Grimace hybrid with a taste for flesh and a bowl of goo.
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    Why do you visit FreeOnes?

    Nostalgic masturbation, with this generation's puppies. Nipping at me. Big old dog, right here. Lookin like 15 years I been dicking around here. I can't cum without you guys. 😘
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    Chicks showing ass & looking back over their shoulder!!!

    fucking unreal - Eva Notty's fine milf ass, for Naughty America/Tonight's Girlfriend
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    Convicted criminal President Donald Trump's Legacy

    Your obsession with former President Trump suggests a psycho-sexual infatuation, this is especially evident in your repeated references to the man's anus. The woman from whom you appropriated your outrage is not named Cathy Griffith. Kathy Griffin, on the other hand, created an effigy of a...
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    Who's the Oldest Woman You Would Fuck?

    Steve-FreeOnes is the oldest nag I'd take for a ride. Have, in fact. Rode hard, hung up wet 🤣
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    Convicted criminal President Donald Trump's Legacy

    Talk to your boy, foaming at the mouth over President Trump, or are you not *really* moderating? Just watching? 🤡
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    Convicted criminal President Donald Trump's Legacy

    Who's Cathy Griffith? Take a powder, sugar. Breathe.
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    Movies Upcoming movies you're looking forward to

    Maybe a little derivative, but creepy **** nonetheless - it's getting a movie: ‘The Backrooms’ Horror Film Based On Viral Shorts By 17-Year-Old Kane Parsons In Works At A24, Atomic *******, Chernin & 21 Laps Matt Grobar
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    The Biden Presidency

    He just said that really dumb thing about no-compete clauses and how the guy at McDonald's isn't allowed to go across town for a better wage to Burger King, and ALL OF THEM GROANED because it's the second time he's put that fat foot in his gibbering, make-it-up mouth, but this time it's the...
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    China - The Rise of Totalitarian Capitalism

    "China is going to eat our lunch? Come on, man... I mean, you know, they’re not bad folks, folks. But guess what? They’re not competition for us" - Joseph Robinette Biden, 4/19 “On my watch,” China will not achieve its goal “to become the leading country in the world, the wealthiest country in...
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    Lauren Boebert She is just too Precious not to have her own thread

    "*******, tobacco and firearms... In western Colorado, we call that a fun weekend." God bless America, and God bless Lauren Boebert 🇺🇸🙂
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    CFNM handjob cumshots

    When strip poker goes right into your mouth
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    Movies Upcoming movies you're looking forward to

    This looks fuckin amazing. I really like his script choices, going back to stuff like Clay Pigeons, way back.
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    Boobies.

    Not sure. I think (don't know for sure) that she did stuff with her ****** occasionally, but I could be confusing her with another webcam-type hottie.
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    Boobies.

    Megan Jones. She got mad at me once on Twitter. I think it was an overreaction. She didn't block me, so. It should have gave me wood, her femdom is magnificent. I just felt like a puppy that pissed the carpet. Hey, but she acknowledged my existence 😂
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    Facials

    Super gooey facial, apologies, can't ID. Colombian cuckold video, I think. Connor or someone can. Good luck at that angle.
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